— ᴄᴏᴠᴇᴛᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɢᴘɪᴇ. (
ikols) wrote in
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Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
Profile Photo: [ IMG ]
Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir
[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]
If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...
[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]
Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.
Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.
Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.
Profile Photo: [ IMG ]
Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir
[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]
If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...
[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]
Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.
Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.
Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

video; un: REALLOKIOFASGARD
[and it feels a little mean to troll him so recently after everything.]
So. Am I able to lay claim to stories and outcasts too?
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( video | un: iceicebaby )
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text | @wiccan
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@ JINX!!! - video
[he will get this lovely portrait via text and then:]
Okay, map me up Schmodly One.
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I need to meet with you in person.
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Text | UN: KrakoanTechNerd
But I do have a genuine one actually. Favorite warm beverage. Bear with me on it, may be planning a dinner party in the future.
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un: Ντιάνα
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are you offering to let us try and figure out yours?
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text | @webhead
#1 - Are you really watching us mortals all the time to decide if we're good or not? Like Santa?
#2 - Is Santa a god?
#3 - Why are you a god of index tabs????
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1 - literally all the time, yes, we stand in a city that is built on clouds and look over the edge sometimes with our eagle-eyes to see what you're up to
2 - he is the lord commander of the reindeer watch on planet candyar
3 - have you ever used a whole pack of those index tabs? NO, and you never will because they are beings of chaos, they do what they want
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text; UN: REALLOKIOFASGARD
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video; @AngelA
Is it only one's universe of origin that your spell will detect, or can it detect others as well?
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text; @h.osborn
[ Could he be using this opportunity to ask questions? Sure. But he doesn't really feel up to it, right now. ]
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are you up to enduring the spell?
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Video | ID: 2fast4U
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video; un: UnbeatableSG
[ Between multiverse shenanigans and mixed-up timelines, she just wants to check if this Loki is the one that she knows back home!]
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If it didn't I would be horrified at which reality I had entered into!
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audio; un: nox
The last person I knew who called himself a god was a murderous blight on the galaxy and responsible for the deaths of millions, even in my lifetime. If he'd had his way, it would have been far worse.
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audio; un:yeet.the.force
[ He did have a weird gender encounter with the younger Loki but...listen, things are weird. ]
Video, un: wallflower
text, un: $how$topper
[ His experience with the gods has mostly been through nonsense Cassie's dealt with and well...that's the Greek gods for you. ]