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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
Profile Photo: [ IMG ]
Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

video; un: REALLOKIOFASGARD

[thecoolerloki]

As a favor to you, I'm going to aid in your engagement rates.

[and it feels a little mean to troll him so recently after everything.]

So. Am I able to lay claim to stories and outcasts too?

[ikols]

Take your pick, I'm surprised you didn't lay claim to milkshakes by now and ask for them as offerings.

( video | un: iceicebaby )

[dothelokimotion]

I see someone mistook you for an alien or confused immortal.

[ikols]

I was particularly offended, I am actually six-foot-three's worth of jello.

audio

[resurrxion]

Can I just permnantly opt out of ever getting hit with that ever? Thanks.

[ikols]

You never had to opt in, Goldie, I know where you're from.

text | @wiccan

[wordiness]

don't forget self-care, pretty sure you can claim that one, too.

[ikols]

blocked 3:)

@ JINX!!! - video

[whimsikills]

Hold ooon, I'm sending you something neat -

[he will get this lovely portrait via text and then:]

Okay, map me up Schmodly One.

[ikols]

Never has my likeness been captured more accurately! I will treasure it.

I need to meet with you in person.

Text | UN: KrakoanTechNerd

[helpdesk_hero]

Finally I find out that one detail you've teased me with for years. I don't know what question will ever plague me now.

But I do have a genuine one actually. Favorite warm beverage. Bear with me on it, may be planning a dinner party in the future.

[ikols]

mead? coffee? whichever is more convenient and appropriate for your dinner

un: Ντιάνα

[monomachy]

Did you always know your domain?

[ikols]

by and large, yes
are you offering to let us try and figure out yours?

Audio

[portolan]

So if you are a patron god of things, does that mean you are aware when others engage in them? Does your presence make the success or frequency of those things increase? Or is it just a fun theme you happen to wear on your mantle?

[ikols]

Yes, Balthier. I know every time someone does the dirty. Every time. And if you cry out my name as you, you know, it gives you a second wind immediately, so to speak.

text | @webhead

[nerdylilspidey]

Ooh Ooh I've always wanted to ask gods questions!

#1 - Are you really watching us mortals all the time to decide if we're good or not? Like Santa?

#2 - Is Santa a god?

#3 - Why are you a god of index tabs????

[ikols]

[ His initial reaction is shit!! but it quickly becomes obvious this is not his Peter and Loki relaxes. ]

1 - literally all the time, yes, we stand in a city that is built on clouds and look over the edge sometimes with our eagle-eyes to see what you're up to

2 - he is the lord commander of the reindeer watch on planet candyar

3 - have you ever used a whole pack of those index tabs? NO, and you never will because they are beings of chaos, they do what they want

video; @AngelA

[hevenly]

[ Luckily, no one tells Angela she isn't a god. They would be right; she isn't one. But no one dares to tell her what she is or isn't. One look at her and they're usually running away or soiling themselves. ]

Is it only one's universe of origin that your spell will detect, or can it detect others as well?

[ikols]

Uhhh, I could edit it to try and pick up ... extra stuff. Again. Third adjustment to my spell today but that is fine, you are my sister and I will do that for you.

text; @h.osborn

[nepotis]

I assume you've already got ours recorded?

[ Could he be using this opportunity to ask questions? Sure. But he doesn't really feel up to it, right now. ]

[ikols]

no, actually
are you up to enduring the spell?

Video | ID: 2fast4U

[kid_flash_found]

Ok, but what if you might be some kind of temporal remnant from a timeline that isn't actually valid anymore? How does that work into your multiverse map?

[ikols]

You mean a mayfly universe? Hm. Technically it should still have a signature, if you survived its destruction.

video; un: UnbeatableSG

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Quick question! Do the words 'Cat Thor' mean anything to you?

[ Between multiverse shenanigans and mixed-up timelines, she just wants to check if this Loki is the one that she knows back home!]

[ikols]

[ CAT THOR EXISTS ON YOUR FEED, DOREEN!!! ]

If it didn't I would be horrified at which reality I had entered into!

audio; un: nox

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

If that's the case, I'd appreciate knowing how to kill you. Nothing personal.

The last person I knew who called himself a god was a murderous blight on the galaxy and responsible for the deaths of millions, even in my lifetime. If he'd had his way, it would have been far worse.

[pinkxeno]

It's a bit suspicious that you are the patron of lies and mischief and then ask for volunteers. [ it's not a question. She just wanted to point that out. ]

audio; un:yeet.the.force

[tinglesense]

You are totally making up that god of queer stuff thing. Right?

[ He did have a weird gender encounter with the younger Loki but...listen, things are weird. ]

Video, un: wallflower

[fridgeflower]

Being the patron of notebook tabs seems opposite-ish of chaos, mischief, and lies. But whatever. Congrats on containing multitudes.

text, un: $how$topper

[lowercase_el]

what if you believe gods exist but just think most of them seem like dickheads?

[ His experience with the gods has mostly been through nonsense Cassie's dealt with and well...that's the Greek gods for you. ]