OURPOWERS | VIDEO | PUBLIC

[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
Profile Photo: [ IMG ]
Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[ikols]

by and large, yes
are you offering to let us try and figure out yours?

[monomachy]

Do you have such a gift?

[ikols]

it's a reality-divining spell, it will assess your blood and bones, your very breath, and at the end of the spell i will know from which universe you hail
it may make you very queasy, fair warning

[monomachy]

But will that help me know my domain?

[a minute passes, and she clarifies:]

What I am patron of.

[ikols]

Oh!

[ !!! That is the last thing he thought anyone would need help with! ]

Because you're a goddess! Yes! I can adjust the spell, certainly. I won't promise anything but I'm sure we can figure out something. [ Scooting forward on his seat! ] I have a penchant for what I do, it translates into domains. Before we start tossing magic around, may I ask if there's anything you're good at?

[monomachy]

[unfortunately, there were no buzzfeed quizzes on themyscira to figure out what your domain would be if you were a god]

Trying is all I would ask. [it seems like something she should know, right??] I spent a long time training to fight for and protect people. I've always been good with horses, and tracking. [begrudgingly:] I learned a lot about diplomacy and politics while growing up.

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[ikols]

Perhaps you're a goddess of the hunt? Or wisdom, with the politics angle ... ?

[monomachy]

[diana.jpg]

Neither of those feel right.

[ikols]

We will do the spell. Is there anyone you can bring along, in case you feel ill afterwards and need a spare body there to help you home?

[monomachy]

I don't think I've ever been ill, but I've also never had a spell cast upon me. I know someone I can ask to come with me.

[ikols]

... Is it a tall redhead, by any chance?

[monomachy]

Yes, it is! Her name is Angela. Do you know her?

[ikols]

That is my big sister! She has been telling me how wonderful a friend you are.

[monomachy]

I didn't know she had any siblings! She's been a great friend to me, too. She gifted me a sword.