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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[resurrxion]

I kinda feel like if somebody manages to kill me, my brain's not gonna do much for them.

[ he's at least presuming the reason why his deaths didn't stick is because no one took him out with a clean headshot, but. ]

But holding you to that.

[ikols]

If it makes you feel any better, I was never interested in you for your brain.

[ EYOOOOOOOOO ]

[resurrxion]

Shocked. I'm shocked.

[ikols]

How's Laurie doing? Settling in? You were going a little nutso without her for a while there.

[resurrxion]

She's good. Still at the hotel, y'know, just figuring things out.

[ikols]

That hotel is not the best, all those crazy new arrivals cooped up together under one roof. Where are you living?

[resurrxion]

Guild housing in Excelsior.

[ikols]

How do you get around? Back to Central in a hurry if you are needed?

[resurrxion]

They give you a teleporter thingy if you sign up. It's got enough charge to do a round trip every day.

[ikols]

What if you use it up?

[resurrxion]

I dunno. If something's dire enough then put out a call for someone to come get me.

[ikols]

I could do you a solid, if you have something to offer in return. Give you an emergency out of any situation.

[resurrxion]

That's nice, but... I'm not really worried about myself when things go south.

[ikols]

That's not a nice way to talk to a concerned friend.

[resurrxion]

Oh, no, not what I meant!

[ maybe a little. less than he used to at least. ]

I'm just immortal! I heal faster than I can be hurt. And my powers don't require touch, so... I'd be more worried about anybody around me getting caught in the crossfire than myself.

[ikols]

And if you needed to get someone out of a situation in which you could not heal them, for whatever reason, in a hurry? You want to rely on the technology of a realm that is, at best, on the fritz on a temporal and spatial level as it regularly lets new souls make skyfall?

[resurrxion]

[ he's got a point. ]

I guess not.

[ikols]

So, offer me something.

[resurrxion]

I got like five bucks in my pocket?

[ikols]

... I don't know why I'm surprised this is not turning into the stuff of myth and legend.

Yeah, okay. Hand it over when I see you next.

[ Pop!! A pebble with a rune carved on it bursts into being through a green light beside Josh, twirling over itself in the air waiting to be caught. ]

Did you get that?