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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[thecoolerloki]

I figure our reincarnation deal would kick in before you could try that.

[ikols]

Nope, I'm very fast. I am the Sonic of Lokis.

[thecoolerloki]

Let jokes out of the room for a bit. [And to aid his point, he shifts back] Would I reincarnate?

[ikols]

... I can think of no reason why not.

[thecoolerloki]

... would I still be me?

[ikols]

I was different, after I came back. A couple of times. I think change is good, when it's your choice to make it, with room for the kind of growth you need.

[thecoolerloki]

[Loki nods]

Change is good.

[ikols]

[ Some time shortly after: ]

WHAT'S ALL THIS FLIRTING IN MY NOTIFS

[thecoolerloki]

What.

[ikols]

I AM GESTURING WILDLY AT IT

[thecoolerloki]

I have no idea what you're even referring to!

[ikols]

SQUINTING
very well ......................................

[thecoolerloki]

I'm serious. What are you talking about? The only people I've spoken to on this post are yourself and one of the many Spider-Men.

[Flirting is when you tell girls they're pretty!]

[ikols]

I AM STARING WIDE-EYED AT YOU THROUGH MY PHONE
WITH MEANING
you aren't doing badly tbh

[thecoolerloki]

STOP SPEAKING SO VAGUELY!

[ikols]

fading backwards through a texting bush now

[thecoolerloki]

Do not use Simpsons memes against me.

a while later

[thecoolerloki]

AM I FLIRTING WITH SPIDER-MAN

[Is he!!! He doesn't know!!! His flirting is usually 1) whatever's going on with Leah 2) outright asking the New Mutants to take off their shirts.]

[ikols]

while weird to watch for my own multiple reasons, it is also adorable

[thecoolerloki]

You said I wasn't doing badly... do you speak truthfully?

[ikols]

do you think i would hold back my opinion otherwise?
asking people questions about themselves comes easily to you and it is the hardest thing for most folk to do, you make it look effortless
you got him talking as openly as his secret identity would allow
have fun!

[thecoolerloki]

I wasn't doing it on purpose.
And I think he's older than me anyways.

[ikols]

then allow yourself to practice harmless flirting on him
he can be a safe experiment

[thecoolerloki]

But now I am thinking too much of it!
LE SIGH this is your fault

[ikols]

GO AND HAVE FUN
think nothing of anything and enjoy the buoying effect of a spider's charm
they are wonderful for that