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Display Name: Otto Octavius
Profile Photo: is a selfie taken by your tentacle still technically a selfie

[This is just a very short message, sent out a day or two after the end of the Confluence. Otto had wanted to believe it was otherwise - had spent time looking for the boy. But he's seen this before. It's clear what happened.]

Just so everyone knows: the older Spider-Man vanished in the Confluence.

dothelokimotion

[ the feed starts with loki, primly dressed in a suit and his hair slicked back. he even has his crown of horns on, to signify his prestige. all in all, he looks impeccable. a perfect facade. loki then clears his throat, hands folded on top of the desk. ]

Greetings. I am Loki of Asgard, new Mayor of Sunset Falls. I have been sworn into the position and intend to uphold it, despite the fact that this position seems to have . . . curious additional problems attached to it. Such as maintaining a hellmouth and fostering peace between supernatural clans. I don't understand why this is my job and not the Sorcerer Supreme but who am I to complain? I do wonder if it means that I'm require to add a Supreme as well, since I'll be taking on Stephen Strange's duties.

Oh, and I'm supposed to make a pact with a Greek God or I'll die a gruesome death. Which isn't really all that appalling, I have those every five years. But I suppose I must, though I don't grasp why they need to be Greek. The lowest of all pantheons. Which one would you recommend?

And lastly, I hear there has been issues of drugs in the community. I don't really understand the mortal desire for hallucinogens and the like, but I have created a Public Service Annoucement to guide you on the right path.

( For pics, SFW )

That is all.

voicelog

Display Name: iron man
Profile Photo: just a tin man going ✌️ while he's freefalling through the fuckin' sky nbd
Notes: +1 shitpost

the sky just vomited me out
please confirm if this world has coffee

nvm
just confirmed it myself thank g

[...]

sorry
got distracted catching a brat

where was i?

reneger

Display Name: anonymous
Profile Photo: IMG02.PNG
Notes: a shitpost

hello!!!

i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??

please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(

ikols

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
Profile Photo: >>PFP<<

It has come to my attention that rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, so before I disappear into the ether again, is there anything anyone wants of me while I'm here to answer your questions? Form an orderly e-queue.

chin_godzilla

Display Name: Godzilla
Profile Photo: Happy boi
Notes: None

(At first, it begins simply enough, with Godzilla being small enough to use his phone and hold up a sign in front of the camera.)

Hello, everyone. I have an important announcement

(He holds the sign up for a few seconds, lowering it and pretending to write more over it, though the lizard is almost vibrating with how much excitement he's visibly holding back. That's why he doesn't hold it back for long. With a deep, somewhat rumbly voice, Godzilla speaks.)

I can speak! I never thought it would happen, but here I am! Magic may always stump me, but I'll never underestimate what it's capable of. And just in case he's paying attention: thank you again, Loki.

It feels strange introducing myself after being here for so long, but I can finally do it myself. Without written words. They call me "Godzilla" back home. Normally, I'm large enough to stand taller than buildings, but one of the first things I received on arrival was a charm to control my size. It makes learning about people much easier when I don't have to worry about stepping on them. I've been learning how to read and write to try and communicate with others, and I don't plan on stopping despite the gift of speech. I know something so freely given can also be freely lost, but something I learn myself will be much harder to take away.

And just in case anyone is worried: no, I don't eat humans. I eat fish.

nepotis

Posted by: u/throw__away14

AITA for ghosting my best friend?

My (21M) best friend (28M) showed up in this world a month or so before I did, from several years in our future. When we first saw each other, he looked horrified to see me, but I had no idea why. The last time I had seen him back in our world, I had asked him to arrange a meeting between me and our world's superhero, because he (the superhero) had something only he could give me, that I needed to save my life. The superhero said no, and I was (understandably, I think) pretty furious.

Things were a little awkward between me and my friend here in the present. He never told me what happened in the years in between us, but I didn't press him about it, either. We were catching up on stuff when that kaiju attack happened, and we both got roped into piloting a giant robot together. Because of the mind-linking technology, I accidentally saw some of my friend's memories, at which point I learned that he actually was the superhero who had refused to help me back in our world.

Again, I think I was pretty justified for being angry that he had kept this secret from me, on top of being angry at him for denying me the help I needed to avoid a certain death sentence. I bailed on him then and there and have been ignoring his calls ever since.

He's still my closest friend, in this world or in ours, but it's going to take me a long time to get over feeling betrayed by his actions. AITA for wanting to keep my distance from him? Other people I've spoken to who know about the situation say I should try to reach back out to him, but I don't think I'm ready for that.

wherenoonegoes

[The video starts with the appearance of the big, scaly face of a dragon cocking his head as he stares at the camera.]

Hang on, that's not right.

[The camera switches around, revealing a gangly, freckled teenager.]

There we go. So, apparently this thing is supposed to let me communicate with people at long distances. Not sure how that works, but I'll take their word for it.

Hi, my name's Hiccup. Yes, it is really Hiccup. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third if you wanna get all formal about it. It's a cultural thing. And trust me, it doesn't make any more sense in context.

The dragon you saw? [Said Dragon trudges around until he's visible behind Hiccup.] That's my buddy Toothless. Don't worry, he's friendly. He eats fish, mainly.

What else? I'm a Viking, I'm a blacksmith, and I like building things. I think that covers things for now. How about you guys.

somepig

display name: Spider-Ham
profile pic: here
notes: n/a

[What appears onscreen is a pig in a Spider-Man suit. He doesn't look quite real, though. Aside from the fact that he walks on two limbs? He also looks over-saturated and cel-shaded. Like a cartoon character come to life.]

Howdy fellow Confluencers! That's the right word for it right? I'm Spider-Ham! I'm sure most of you want to get home by now, and lucky for you I got this handy dimensional travel watch. Watch and be amazed as I teleport from here to back to mine then back to here in the blink of an eye.

[He doesn't teleport]

...in the blink of an eye.

[He still doesn't teleport]

Hang on for second folks, technical difficulties. Lemme just flip this open and- wait, where's the Bee-Yonder? Okay, there's a note here...On vacation, bee back later.

ON VACATION, BEE BACK LATER? You've gotta be kidding me! What is this hogwash?

ikols

Things could be called equalised in this realm, those that arrive without powers are granted them or discover them shortly after arrival, but that's not true. It isn't equal. Nowhere is, really. No newcomer is ever going to be as strong as, say, an Asgardian.

... I propose a match. A game of Bifrost in Central City park at [ insert midday on some weekend ic-ly, ]. Two teams, red and green. A smaller bunch of people are picked to be the Bifrost Guardians and they stand in the middle of the playing field, the other team has to make it across to the other side without being caught, if they do they have to join the Guardians and be absorbed into the other team. That makes it tougher for the remaining folks on their next run to the opposite side. The game ends when everyone is one colour, then everyone swaps roles.

No magic allowed in order to level the playing-field, so to speak, but natural strength is of course going to be a big factor so those with superhuman strength will be divided.

Sign ups here! I am the captain of green. The winning team gets a free brunch together, paid for by me.

wordiness

Display Name: Billy Kaplan-Altman
Profile Photo: Here
Notes: Threadjack to your heart's content.

[ the video opens to billy perched on his bed in what is decidedly not the hotel. he's dressed, unsurprisingly, in black, though when he reaches up to push a few curls back from his face, his nails are red. (gotta rep he and his mom's color.) ]

Hi. Soo.. I was thinking. [ a beat. ] Oh. Wait, uh, I'm Billy, by the way, for those of you that don't know me. I'm a witch, which-- [ heh. ] --is sort of what this is about? .. Right. [ wow, embarrassing. this is why he doesn't do public speaking. ]

Anyway, I was thinking about magic-- [ jazz hands. ] --and people that do magic here. Specifically those of us that, uh, came out of one of the Confluences? Though I guess if there are natives here that want to get in on this, that's probably fine, I don't know. Loki mentioned-- [ another beat. ] My Loki-- [ no. ] Young Avengers Loki? [ ugh. ] .. Whatever, a Loki mentioned magic club, and I don't know how serious he was.. [ leaning back and peering off-camera like he's expecting loki to pop up in the doorway (entirely possible). ] .. but I think it's a good idea?

[ he glances back at the camera again. ] Personally-speaking, it's nice to have other people to bounce ideas off of, test spells with, learn from.. that kind of thing. And who knows, maybe we could figure this Confluence thing out and get the hell out of here, though I'm not holding my breath yet.

[ a pause, and he rolls his eyes at himself, blowing a breath out. ] Which is all to say that if you have magic, are magic, come from a magic world and have a pretty strong understanding of it, or you're just really interested in magic and want to learn or.. whatever.. let's get brunch? What do you guys think?

[ he hesitates, then starts to sign off, then pauses. ] Also, I guess at some point in the future, possibly not even all that distant future, I probably have to create at least one new reality, maybe more? So if you have experience with that kind of thing, I'd really like to talk to you.

[ you're fucking welcome, little loki. ]

ikols

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
Profile Photo: [ IMG ]
Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

sinistral

Display Name: Barnes
Profile Photo: LINK
Notes: yes, that profile photo absolutely is the "you didn't upload a pic" default placeholder image and you should absolutely make fun of him for it

Looking for anyone out there with information on people who have experience with advanced, robotics-adjacent prosthetics. Specifically maintenance and repair, not design. Discretion required.

[ooc: that's it that's the post please feel free to harass the hell out of Bucky/hit me up if you prefer to harass him in person and we'll work something out. Also please threadhop to your heart's content on anything not marked private]

whimsikills

Display Name: JINX!!
Profile Photo: smile!
Notes: Warnings for absolutely unhinged behaviour, ptsd in real time, very candid about murder and drug trafficking, is absolutely planning an act of terrorism

[The omnious lighting is not deliberate: Jinx is a creature of habit, and she's always work in the dark, luminated by odd lights and old gadgets. Her eyes do most of the work now, glowing pink and endlessly curious. She leans forward, pencil hanging from her mouth, as she balances her thing (very cool, yes, thank you) against something solid. ]

Soo-ooo. [When she leans back, the pencil moving with each chew of it. ] Where does a gal get herself a bunch of C-4 and gunpowder? [Totally normal things for a totally normal girl!] I've got a whole shopping list, but gotta get the essentials first. Crayons! Need some-a those too.

[Out comes the pencil, as she leans forward with a grin.] And if any of you magic-y folks out there wanna volunteer your time to a special project, that would be swell. [She pauses, the grin faltering for a moment as she turns to look over her shoulder, scowling. ] Shut up, geez - I don't need them to do the science part. [Ahem. ]

Before anyone asks, my dad says it's totally fine to give me the kablamo powder. Honest. Thaaanks!

frenchkissed

UN: LETHALPROTECTION

( woah, it's a giant monster sitting on a fancy hotel bed surrounded by junk food. and, woah, he's broadcasting with surprisingly good angles, lighting, and sound quality! it's almost like he's sharing a body with a journalist who does this sort of thing for a living.

wild stuff.

anyway, their recent battle against tiktok streamers and instagram personalities seems to have venom ready for his time in the spotlight. he starts by tearing open a box of chocolate-covered pretzels and dumping them into his oversized mouth. )

WE... ARE VENOM.

TONIGHT, WE WILL EAT FOOD.
YOU WILL ASK US QUESTIONS.

TRUTHFULLY, WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ROLE OF EATING FOOD IN THE PROCESS OF STREAMING LIVE VIA THE LITTLE BOX... DOES IT NOT MAKE YOU HUMANS ENVY US? SURELY IT ONLY SERVES TO MAKE YOU HUNGRY FOR WHAT WE HAVE.

( beginner mukbang streamer is a beginner. spare him. )

BEFRIEND ONE ANOTHER IN THE COMMUNICATION SPACE.

DISCUSS YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH TODAY'S BATTLE.

ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.

...IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT TURN AWAY THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT IN THIS WORLD.
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

metanpcs

[ your phone has been thoroughly hijacked. The screen has gone dark, the only light across it being the bouncing soundwave, jumping in time with the vaguely digitized male voice. ]

My apologies for the extremely belated welcome! Usually we’re more on top of this. As it is, I’m still not stateside yet. So please forgive this little teleconference.

My name is Mechanima and I’m what you might call a villain. Please forgive the lack of dramatic flair to that reveal, my monologuing days are long behind me.

I’m certain Atom already gave you his recruitment pitch: powers are a gift to be shared, great power and responsibility, the strong protect the weak, I’m an overgrown boyscout, blah, blah, blah.

[ the screen flickers from a soundwave to a set of pixelated eyes rolling ]

I’m sure there’s already a number of you who have decided that’s not for you. I know I certainly did. Which is why I’m here to offer you the alternative.

To those of you who will inevitably reject what the Alliance offers you, consider this your formal invitation to the Society of Villainous Reformation. We of the Society believe that our powers are best used to further our own lives and goals, rather than be spent in service to anyone else. And so long as abide by our Code of conduct, we don’t really care how you do it. If you want to mind control your way into a better life, go for it. Our goal is simply to keep villainy in check, not to reform villains into law-abiding citizens.

The code is attached and I’m sure you’ll find it very straightforward. If you're considering accepting this invitation, I advise you to commit it to memory.

Ah! One last note.

The Alliance and the Society have secured housing within the four cities with the densest population of metahumans. We'll be handing out teleport tokens so you can tour the cities and houses at the start of February, and they'll be ready to move into by the middle of the month. A hotel isn't much of a home. And for those of you who have opted to reject membership to both sides in favor of a more normal life, we'll allow you to stay at the Diadem until the middle of March to get your bearings - but then you're on your own.

ikols

[ You may not realise it, heroes and villains, but there is a war going on. A Strange VS. Loki war. Did it begin because Stephen pissed Loki off? Maybe. Is it petty? Absolutely. Enjoy it. ]

I would like some feedback on the slash fanfic I've been writing in my downtime. Constructive criticism is appreciated.

[ Loki clears his throat and reads off an iPad. ]

( cut for length & a dramatic reading )

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