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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[ikols]

It's like looking through a swimming pool made of goat's milk but yes, I remember.

[thecoolerloki]

Even worse than being a magic bird, I imagine? But you were sort of cute then. Cuter than you are now, certainly.

[And Luke's only friend, but whatever! He should've maybe seen the Leah and Hela stuff coming after that too, but! Whatever!]

[ikols]

Which part of me is not cute? I'll find Matt Murdock and sue.

[thecoolerloki]

The parts that don't look like me, obviously.

[ikols]

Ah, so the stunning jawline to begin with.

[thecoolerloki]

[He sticks out his tongue! HOW DARE

and then he rolls his eyes.]

Anyways. While I still have unlimited questions, do you remember the same childhood that I do?

[ikols]

The time-y wime-y shenanigans included?

[ U KNO the one. ]

[thecoolerloki]

Which one?

[He can still be a smart ass about it.]

[ikols]

[ smh! ]

Ketchup in the snow.

[thecoolerloki]

Lol yeah.

Although, do you remember both sides of that encounter? I only remember the one.

[ikols]

I remember both. [ A pained, after a moment: ] Don't say lol. Nowadays we go with "I'm dead".

[thecoolerloki]

Well I'm not going to say a keysmash aloud.

[Since that's another option here.]

I might have more timey wimey childhood things than you, come to think of it. Since I had the old man and Thor in charge of my reincarnation.

[ikols]

I can rewrite my own memories, these days. Made some deals.

[ Then and Now wouldn't be pleased he can remember their deal but frankly he enjoyed being in a western too much not to get around their rules. ]

[thecoolerloki]

You don't find that potentially dangerous?

[Considering uh another Loki who just rewrote their memories]

[ikols]

No, because I'm responsible.

[ Mostly. ]

[thecoolerloki]

You're Loki.

[ikols]

[ Ssssips his coffee. ]

[thecoolerloki]

... favorite meme? From my time and/or your time.

[To lighten things up after vague talks of patricide.]

[ikols]

Either Uncertain Girl or the Momoa Chair.

This is a Q and A for mortals to ask about gods, not a free for all.

[thecoolerloki]

I can get on a mortal account if you prefer.

[ikols]

Depends. What's your mortal name this time?

-> private

[thecoolerloki]

[Loki shifts into her form for undercover Midgardian activities!!! Basically scene kid teen girl who's taller than Loki usually is, which in this case means 5'1 instead of 4'4. Be the emo girl you want to see in the world.]

Serrure. No last name yet, I claimed I forgot it. Feel free to contribute to the lore if you'd like.

[ikols]

That was a smooth transition, nicely done. You may want to tone the name down to Stacy around some mortals though, Serrure is a little too cultured for the vast majority of this realm's inhabitants.

[thecoolerloki]

I'm not trying to blend in that much. As part of my backstory, I am still from another realm and I'm also a mutant, hence my abilities. Serrure works fine.

[Also she didn't even like the name Serrure until it became Ikol's name for her...]

[ikols]

Ah, I see. What are your mutant powers?

[ Eye lasers!! ]