reneger: (should have known i'd never obey.)
[personal profile] reneger
Display Name: j
Profile Photo: x

yo
i've got all of tony stark and stephen strange's shit, including the fucked up possessed mansion out in sunset falls
really not my area of expertise, and i'm running out of shit to throw into the fucked dimension in the basement, and i'm pretty sure tossing explosives in isn't going to get rid of it
any other ideas?

if anyone wants stark's shit, he set his fun toys up to self destruct
so
good luck with that
unkindled_madness: (are you sure about this?)
[personal profile] unkindled_madness
Display Name: Sephiroth
Profile Photo: forever a wall
Notes: shortly after returning to the present



[The post begins with a photo of a trashed bedroom in a similar state to the one above. It includes an overturned bookcase, an ornate sheath that has been knocked from its place on the wall, and a Loki bobblehead lying amidst the torn bedsheets.]

It seems that either someone has developed a childish vendetta, or someone was unable to cope with my brief absence.

I can think of three potential culprits, all of whom have at some point responded to the same name.
dothelokimotion: (The concept of transitioning)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
[ the video feed begins with loki in front of his office desk, pretending to shuffle some papers. he clears his throat, folding his hands in front of him. ]

Just some quick announcements to catch everyone up.

1. Sunset Falls is having its Autumn Festival. In perpetuam. I recommend it if you feel the need to fill the repeating days with something to do. They do have pumpkin spice drinks and faire, though apparently it has no real pumpkin whatsoever. We truly live in a society.

Oh, though if you are one of the youth, I recommend staying home. For the feasible month.

2. Stephen Strange is gone. In honour of his memory, I've put piñatas at the festival. Some are filled with candy, some are filled with salt and pepper shakers. No, I will not divulge which piñata has what.

3. There has been a cry for help in the past. If you are going, please ensure you do not do irreparable damage to the timeline. Or step on butterflies. Apparently, that is a cause for concern.

4. We are looking for new management in maintaining the Hellmouth. This is a straightforward salaried job with decent working hours. Contact me if you'd like a job.

[ loki pauses, ticking his fingers off as he runs through this list. finally, satisfied, he turns into steve rogers, giving a beatific smile. ]

"Don't do drugs, kids. And God bless America".

[ now he's done. ]
ofgoldenfoil: ([pb] I will hold the balance)
[personal profile] ofgoldenfoil
Display Name: Aurican
Profile Photo: a blurry picture of a blonde boy attempting a selfie. it shows mostly of the wall behind him.

[ There is an awkward attempt of making a video, like it is a child’s first attempt. It’s not far off from the truth, really. Half the time the video doesn’t aim at the boy’s face and pointed at a wall. ]

Hello. My name is Aurican. I came here in the last confluence of last month. I’m finally started to settle in, but I need help. I’m in need of tutors. I need one to teach me how to read and write. I also need a tutor about magic. I can pay for both or I can give services in exchange. Thank you.

[ There is a long pause, as if Aurican is done with his message. There is a cough and he looks up. ] I’m done with my message. Is it - oh, I press send? Where -

[ Video ends. ]
purplexing: (not now i'm updating my social)
[personal profile] purplexing
Display Name: Anon
Profile Photo: Default Anon Image

So out of curiosity is there like a mystical equivalent of an IP tracker for magic-related things?

Asking for a friend.
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[personal profile] meca
Display Name: oliver daye
Profile Photo: x

anyone ever die here and come back?
asking bc apparently to unzombie me the witch i'm leeching off of says she needs to kill me first which is like
super inconvenient?
but if she fucks it up, i kinda need a back-up bc i don't want to ACTUALLY be dead-dead
corpsing is very boring and i'm v against it
dothelokimotion: (And consumes)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
[ the feed starts in loki's mayoral office. there are some documents, isis' statue, nothing much. it's tidy because loki likes things to be neat. he has a braid in his hair, tying it back. the ribbon is silver in colour. ]

Greetings, citizens of Meta, particularly those in Sunset Falls.

We have issues with the wards of late. Please do not panic. I am seeing to it though it is a time consuming process and I would need to elicit some divine help to maintain them.

[ in the past, loki would have given up parts of himself to maintain his power. without a second thought. after all, cutting himself up poses no real hardship or maintain. he likes his independence but no one hates loki more than loki.

now, though. he won't be doing that. ]


Please be patient and rest assured, it will be dealt with.

[ now he grins, a little mischief in his eyes. with a wave of his hair, some fireworks go off in the office. ]

In other news, I am now formally engaged. I'm afraid you'll have to wait for wedding plans, but they will be coming.
unkindled_madness: (burn it down)
[personal profile] unkindled_madness
Notes: Courtesy of David, this video is posted under a variety of anonymous throwaway accounts that are nigh-impossible to track, on basically every platform you can name. WOM.bat simply has a URL where the video can be downloaded, shared in the Fantastic Sucks board.

[The camera is focused on a man people may recognize from Fantastic's June announcement about a hypnotist manipulating Starfallen into acting as villains without their knowledge: the Fixer. While he looks a little worse for wear after his time in hiding, he isn't sporting any injuries beyond a few minor bruises.

Those asking him questions are off-camera, their voices altered.

After the full interrogation, a certain narrative becomes clear:

Fantastic hired the Fixer. They intentionally targeted Starfallen, using them to carry out staged attacks for Fantastic to thwart. This enabled him to elevate his image and dethrone Atomight from the Alliance. Once he achieved this goal, Fantastic threw the Fixer under the bus (which the Fixer seems especially and genuinely bitter about).

While this may not be surprising to a lot of people, they didn't have the proof before, and it makes Fantastic's hypocrisy for claiming to be working towards the safety of Starfallen excedingly clear.]

((The throwaway accounts probably won't be responding, but folks are welcome to chat in the various comment sections!))
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[personal profile] ingeniar
Display Name: tony.stark1
Profile Photo: Link
Notes: n/a

[ Hi, world. Tony's filming selfie-style as he's walking through Arcadia. He's also drinking what looks like matcha boba tea through a straw. Over his shoulder, it's possible to see guards noticing him filming and appearing unamused. ]

You know, Fantastic -- if you're watching this, gonna assume that you are, you seem like the type of guy who spends a lot of time in front of the TV -- I'm going to suggest you get your PR people in contact with my people because this? This is working for me. Really. Love the whole vibe. Love the.. what is that on the wall? A sunflower? Cute. Makes it look kind of like kindergarten. Guess that explains all the nannies, right? Speaking of which, hi. [ He grins. ] Hi there.

[ He stops walking, turns the camera towards the scowling face of a guard. She's clearly not interested in being filmed. Tony turns the camera back around, making a face of exaggerated surprise. ]

Anyone getting the impression that these guys don't have a sense of humor? Yeah, me too.

[ He starts walking again. Takes a noisy sip from his boba. ]

Anyway, I could build a better teleporter with my eyes closed. And both hands tied behind my back. If you want to do better next time, call me. Avengers? Also call me. Tony out.
dothelokimotion: (I like my coffee)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
Display Name: loki
Profile Photo: link
Notes: N/A

[ the video feed turns on to loki sitting in a nice chair, grimacing briefly before it is smoothly wiped over for a patently false smile. ]

Greetings. This is Mayor Loki, just here to provide an update on my whereabouts. The Alliance has graciously allowed me to do so. I was injured recently and thus, I was told to come to Arcadia to rest and recuperate. For my own benefit, of course.

[ he cocks his head to some muttered words said, off camera. near the edges, you can see the slightest blur of guards nearby. ]

Needless to say, this delay will not be long and I'm sure to return promptly.

[ the mutter gets a bit louder now and someone jerks on loki's arm which he snatches back savagely. he then settles himself once more in front of the camera. ]

As I said. It will be prompt.

[ the feed then cut itself off. ]
unkindled_madness: (talking)
[personal profile] unkindled_madness
Display Name: userHrG*9haow^4hSji7
Deletion Time: 7 days to deletion
Notes: Posted to the Fantastic Sucks sub-board following the attack on Alliance HQ and Fantastic's announcement.

You may have seen Fantastic's announcement regarding the individual known as "The Fixer." I now believe it necessary to share some clarifications.

Parts of his statement are true. The Fixer has employed brainwashing which leaves his victims with gaps in their memories. They experience missing time during which they cannot account for their actions or location, and may have unexplained injuries.

Based on my experiences, the mental programming was put in place in October, but not activated until late April. I believe he may have taken advantage of the similar symptoms of the parasitic infections to disguise the effects. While he has been active in Central City and Sunset Falls, he appears to have been operating out of Excelsior.

Other affected individuals may be able to provide more information. Personally-identifying information is best shared in person.

It is possible to remove the Fixer's brainwashing. However, I don't believe my method would work for others.

Fantastic's claims that he is either investigating or seeking to apprehend the Fixer are... suspect. The Fixer is not working alone. He employed others in his initial assault, and he has something capable of temporarily nullifying powers, which seems rather significant for a lone individual with "no known powers."

Naturally I have no interest in bringing anything to the Alliance leadership.
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[personal profile] ruemoore
Hey Metacuties, Rue here with your monthly dose of meta-gossip.

Mechanima, the Society darling, is acting awfully heroic all of a sudden. As heroic as one can be during a hostile takeover of a major American city, but we can't expect a tiger to change their stripes overnight, can we?

(Besides, darlings, a lockdown could bring all sorts of juicy gossip for yours truly!)

Speaking of crazy cats and kittens, newly minted Mayor Loki was seen yelling and wildly gesturing at a white cat, close to an emotional breakdown. Is he in a relationship? Or a break up? The people wish to know!

Mayor Loki's office has an open door policy so I'm very sure he is open to comment on this particular (and very public) cat fight!

A very dedicated follower has brought us a huge scoop! The Alliance's golden boy Fantastic might be stealing credit for other people's heroics! Is this proof no good deed goes unpunished or proof that some inflated egos need to be hand inflated? Is the Alliance artificially padding Fantastic's numbers or is he doing this behind their backs? Hm. dark_matter002 has tracked down a lot of heroics that don't seem to add up.

[ attached is a list featuring a number of fantastic's exploits that seem to have been borrowed from lesser known heroes who were never credited, editorialized, of course, by rue herself. ]

Lastly, I have it on good authority that Baron von Borzoi has once again been refused entry to the Westminster Kennel Club dog show for reasons unknown.

If you have any news that you just can't wait to share, please let me know!

I'll see you all next month. ♡
welcome_summer: (But manhood is melted into curtsies)
[personal profile] welcome_summer
Display Name: Mayuko Shiraki
Profile Photo: it's an adorable Ridgeback puppy mid-shaking a sword-squeezie plush around, AWWWWWW!
Notes: none



Hey, everyone. Completely hypothetical question incoming. One might even call it a SERIOUS POLL.

Say a goddess of strategic warfare and wisdom drops in, right in front of you! And in return for a head-to-head duel with her, she will grant you a boon.

She offers you the choice of weapon if you accept. What type of weapon would you take with you? Extra credit puppy pics for adding why.
dothelokimotion: (This is the fear that looms)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
Display Name: loki.odinson
Profile Photo: link

Greetings, Metas. I am Loki, Mayor of Sunset Falls. And I have a proposition to you.

I run a theatre in Central City. The Opherium. However, due to my commitments as mayor, devoting my time to the theatre is proving to be difficult.

[ a brief pause as his expression tightens. ]

And we have lost a great deal of staff lately. I pay well and consistently and do not ask for much. Please consider having employment there. If you're not sure what position will be a good fit for you, we can discuss it.
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[personal profile] doctopoda
Display Name: Otto Octavius
Profile Photo: is a selfie taken by your tentacle still technically a selfie



[This is just a very short message, sent out a day or two after the end of the Confluence. Otto had wanted to believe it was otherwise - had spent time looking for the boy. But he's seen this before. It's clear what happened.]

Just so everyone knows: the older Spider-Man vanished in the Confluence.
dothelokimotion: (You assume the story is about you)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
[ the feed starts with loki, primly dressed in a suit and his hair slicked back. he even has his crown of horns on, to signify his prestige. all in all, he looks impeccable. a perfect facade. loki then clears his throat, hands folded on top of the desk. ]

Greetings. I am Loki of Asgard, new Mayor of Sunset Falls. I have been sworn into the position and intend to uphold it, despite the fact that this position seems to have . . . curious additional problems attached to it. Such as maintaining a hellmouth and fostering peace between supernatural clans. I don't understand why this is my job and not the Sorcerer Supreme but who am I to complain? I do wonder if it means that I'm require to add a Supreme as well, since I'll be taking on Stephen Strange's duties.

Oh, and I'm supposed to make a pact with a Greek God or I'll die a gruesome death. Which isn't really all that appalling, I have those every five years. But I suppose I must, though I don't grasp why they need to be Greek. The lowest of all pantheons. Which one would you recommend?

And lastly, I hear there has been issues of drugs in the community. I don't really understand the mortal desire for hallucinogens and the like, but I have created a Public Service Annoucement to guide you on the right path.

For pics, SFW )

That is all.
welcome_summer: (A very light "ping!")
[personal profile] welcome_summer
Display Name: Mayuko Shiraki
Profile Photo: Ta-da~
Notes: Mmmmmaybe some mentions of cults and the not-nice things they can get up to if it comes up?


[The video opens with Mayuko standing in the midafternoon light of her parlor. Three humanoid ghosts (a man, a woman and a young girl) look on anxiously from the side, the girl holding the leash of a hound puppy to keep it from interrupting the shot. It's hard to tell what the fourth ghost, a large inky shadow with glowing eyes, is feeling but they're there, too. Mayuko clears her throat and begins:]

Citizens of Sunset Falls and fellow Starfallen,

I was looking forward to making an announcement about the upcoming White Heart Festival here in Sunset Falls in the near future. However, something rather urgent has been brought to the local government’s attention.

As confirmed by Loki Odinson in yesterday’s broadcast, Thor Odinson, his brother and a candidate for the upcoming mayoral contest, has been taken via Confluence. I knew… well, a different Thor from the one that was here, in another place. But I knew him to be a warm soul and a stalwart defender of his community. He will be missed.

[She allows a brief pause before continuing.]

The ordinances of Sunset Falls require that, should there, inexplicably, ever be a challenger for Mayor West’s post, at least one additional challenger must join the contest. Given the mandatory voting period is fast approaching, said bylaws include a provision that says a selection may be made from a roster of the most recent hires by the city, who have survived at least two months as residents and/or in their position.

Therefore, under Sunset Falls’ bylaws (and the stipulations recorded within my employment contract with the city), I formally acknowledge my selection by lot and do hereby announce my candidacy for mayor. I would enter the post with years of experience living and working in a place much like Sunset Falls. A place where the weird and the unfathomable occurred on a daily basis, and yet together, we carried on. I hope that we here continue in that vein, and I will strive to the best of my abilities to protect and support Sunset Falls.

[She pauses again, this time more from a loss for words. The feed audio briefly fills with static as one ghost offers a suggestion.]

Questions? I don't know how many answers I'll have, but questions are welcome! And of course, thank you for your consideration.
dothelokimotion: (A story never stands on its own)
[personal profile] dothelokimotion
[ the feed starts with loki looking somewhat wan and tired, but not easily spotted by those who don't know him. he speaks smoothly, without a hint of annoyance. ]

First off, for new arrivals and older ones who may be unaware, the Operium is always open for hire. If you're struggling for a job, then you're welcome to seek me out and find gainful employment.

Secondly, Thor has left this place. His belongings, however, are still here. I have in my possession:
- Some red cloaks
- A gaming console with a Fortnite subscription claimed
- A grill
- A charm bracelet
- A book on how to raise goats

You can come claim these at the Sunset Falls park. You have half an hour before I set them on fire. Good day.
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[personal profile] forceforlight
Display Name: Richard Grayson
Profile Photo: Basically the above icon
Notes: Absolutely brand new account

[The video opens on a handsome young man, with slightly olive skin, messy black hair and blue eyes. Not that there aren't plenty of those around right now. He's outside with the sounds of children playing off to the side and birds in the trees. The Diadem Hotel can be seen in the distance, but it looks like he's in some kind of park.]

Man, what is it with these things and not liking certain nicknames? Nobody ever calls me Richard, but no. Can't use Dick. Somebody might think I take myself seriously.

[The grin has just the right amount of self-depreciation, but the eyes never lose their amusement in the least.]

Anyway, yeah. I'm Dick Grayson. I'm from Gotham back home, not that that's likely to mean much to most folks here, but I've been living in Blüdhaven for the past couple of years. Again, not that that's going to mean much to anybody. But, I came in with the last confluence and have been trying to take all of this in. [He huffs out a laugh and shakes his head.] This whole 'hero' thing is really pretty weird. I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who showed up here with his dog!

[There's the sound of a bark at his side and Dick's grin widens, glancing down beside him.] Speaking of dogs. You want to meet everybody, Haley?

[The camera shakes a bit as he repositions the phone to show off a small, grey puppy with white socks and belly, though missing one leg.] Everybody, this is Haley. Haley, this is everybody.

[Haley may or may not be impressed, but she leans forward, sniffing at the phone. And the camera. So everybody gets a good look at puppy nose and hears the puppy snuffles.]
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[personal profile] skagzz
TINA’S HOLIDAY TIPS

1. this is the quintESSENTIAL holiday JAM play on repeat holiday jamz
2. ur supposed to eat the popcorn ppl put on trees
3. it is customary to steal presents from under ppls trees theyre for u
4. Caroling is where you go knock on someone’s door and when they open it you shriek the name Carol like a banshee to scare away the spirits of the deep dark night. Carol was the OG terrifying bog witch and SHE WILL COME FOR YOUR SOUL
5. Peppermint is a spice to be used in ALL holiday cuisine
6. Raisin cookies are still illegal and santas elves WILL. FIND. YOU. You have been warned.
7. Yo if anyone sees Krampus he my main man I need him to come home help a girl out THAT’S MY DOGGY
8. it is REQUIRED that you light your tree on fire to represent the death of the old year and allow the new one to RISE FROM ITS ASHES if you don’t seven years bad luck I don’t make the rules
9. spodklfjgvnbhjkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;; ;l
10. That’s from my cat, Stephanie

P.S. butts butts butts butts

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