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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[ikols]

i don't really ... like
sunset falls

3:/

[wordiness]

is there a reason?

[ikols]

eros set me on fire there
the lay-lines are a-hum with magic and spells filter through the air with more assertive strength than elsewhere

[wordiness]

oh hell, yeah, i could see why you wouldn't like it.
ok well maybe i'll recruit you for a different city in that case.

[ikols]

i'll come along, you oughtn't go alone
TAKE THIS! (it's me, i'm this)

[wordiness]

i'm not making you go to a town some asshole fake love god tried to murder you in.
besides, i probably won't get eaten by a vampire or attacked by cthulhu or anything, it's the middle of the week and mid-morning.

[ikols]

send me a text if it gets weird
i'll be exceptionally heroic and rescue you post-haste

[wordiness]

we're magic, it's always weird.
i'll text you if it gets uncomfortably weird, though, and i expect my rescue to be appropriately dramatic.

[ikols]

stephen lives over there if you need a bolthole
don't talk to any strange gods!
STRANGER THAN ME!!

[wordiness]

but strange gods are the most fun???

[ikols]

[ Flatterer!! ]

i expect a souvenir

[wordiness]

i'll get you something appropriately touristy.

[ikols]

hold on!!

[ Wherever Billy is, a magpie with glowing green eyes suddenly pops! into being with a flap of wings and a loud, indignant CAW!! It swoops in to sit on Billy's shoulder, preening, then says in Loki's voice, ]

Let's get this show on the road.