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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

[ he wrinkles his nose. ]

I think you both have spent too much time on Earth.

[ikols]

I think you have not spent enough. Sushi was beyond you.

[dothelokimotion]

Why would I want to spend more time on a backwater planet?

[ikols]

Midgard may not be soaring strings of song and golden archways but it is interesting, it has the internet and all sorts of oddities going for it. Oddities that live on it. It's the garage of the universe, always something on sale or to see!

[dothelokimotion]

I've been to the garage of the universe. They had better parties.

[ikols]

There must be something you like about it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he frowns to himself. ]

I suppose I did enjoy creating mysteries that they would fixate on for centuries. Thor and I used to have bets about who could create the most compelling farce.

[ikols]

That is mischief and amusing as it may be, it is born of you, that is not a solid reason to like the place for itself.

[dothelokimotion]

What else is there? It's not as though I spent much time on Earth.

[ikols]

... It's not really something you can describe, you have to experience it. This realm is a decent approximation, what do you like about here?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki shrugs, lips pressed tightly together. he's relieved to be here and grateful, but he's not sure he likes it. and if he chose to examine that feeling, he knows he still harbours a faint grudge against earth. ]

I suppose it has potential for growth. Being able to make anything of yourself.

[ikols]

How is your theatre coming along?

[dothelokimotion]

I'm waiting for the Guild Alliance to approve my proposal. It should be done any day now.

[ikols]

Have you hired anyone or is that going to be done on the Ourpowers network?

[dothelokimotion]

I'll probably make an announcement once it is finalized.

I was even thinking of high-class event for its unveiling. Humans still like to dress up, don't they?

[ikols]

Certainly, and for you I'm sure there would be no end of takers.

[ To the theatre, sure. ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki cocks his head at him, eyes glinting. ]

We shall see. At the very least, it'll pass the time.

[ikols]

Ah! Speaking of, I'd like to perform my new spell on you. I have no idea which universe you're from.

[dothelokimotion]

For what purpose?

[ikols]

So I can slap you on the incredibly clever map I'm making.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he rolls his eyes. ]

You can just say you want to show off.

[ikols]

I'm making a map to figure out where we're all falling in from! If there's a common point of entry!

[dothelokimotion]

I'm sure Heimdall would have loved that.

[ but it doesn't mean anything to him so he cants his head in his direction. ]

Do I need to be physically present for you to do this?

[ikols]

Heimdall can suck my nuts, his useful eyeballs are not here and so he has no say in my efforts.

You do, and also maybe eat something first.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he grimaces. ]

No one needs that mental image. But I'll be there shortly.