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[ikols]

Display Name: LOKIOFASGARD
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Notes: #howdoyoudofellowmortals #q&a #aesir

[ No horns today! Just a guy in a green hoodie with clashing eyes. ]

If I had a penny for every time I am corrected about not, in fact, being a god, I would have a buttload of pennies. I understand the mortal scope is narrow but really, it's quite rude to tell a person they are an alien or a confused immortal. [ Loki shrugs where he is sat in his kitchen at the breakfast bar, nursing an iced coffee and some form of (delicious!) bacon bap. He holds up his fingers. ] I am currently the patron god of: chaos, mischief, lies, stories, outcasts, all those less than hetero sexual acts, those helpful little tabs you use in your notebooks to faster find things ...

[ Tearing a bite out of his bap, he thumbs some ketchup off the corner of his mouth and chews thoughtfully. ]

Would it help if this was a Q-and-A session? Alright. Have at thee with the rude queries, o' mighty rabble. I reserve the right to tell moronic inquiries to fuck off.

Oh! Also. I have worked out a spell that will allow me to extract your universe designation if you are not aware of it and I need volunteers. It's a kind of timestamp or reality-stamp, rather, and it is written into your very being, flesh and spirit. Interdimensional reality warpers usually know theirs but the majority of folks don't, and I wish to build a map of each realm from which we all hail. I promise the process does not hurt! You may get a little woosy and re-live the best or worst moments of your life while under the spell, so keep that in mind before offering.

Thanks so much! You may ask your invasive questions now, as I am sure you are dying to do.

Comments

[ikols]

CRUSHY CRUSHY MUSHY WUSHY

[thecoolerloki]

Alright. Let's go on a double date then.

[ikols]

you have a crush, not a partner
GO AND FLIRT MORE TO FIX THAT
you don't just do it once!

[thecoolerloki]

I'm in his DMs lol
You can't lie to me for long, it's best for the both of us if we're honest.

[ikols]

i'm ignoring you now for your own good

[thecoolerloki]

Okay, I'll show David your Jotun swirls.

[ikols]

STOP TALKING TO ME WHEN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOY WANTS YOUR ATTENTION

[thecoolerloki]

I CAN TALK TO TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE LMAO

[ikols]

no, you are using me as a distraction because you are anxious and i am becoming the levity when it should be something experienced from your developing friendship with him
ergo
IGNORING NOW

[thecoolerloki]

[Attached is a screencap of an ongoing conversation.]

[ikols]

GROAN
don't drag me into it, it sounds like you want to emulate my relationship!!!

[thecoolerloki]

I only did that to make him feel better about being awful at lying!

[ikols]

talk about YOU
ask about HIM
like before!

[thecoolerloki]

Shut up about that and tell me what's going on with YOU already.

[ikols]

i am an interdimensional man of mystery and you have a boy who wants to talk to you, learn priorities

[thecoolerloki]

Do you truly want me to learn more of this mystery via David? Because I will ask him if you don’t tell me. I’m being polite now by giving you the option.

[ikols]

it's private and i don't want it discussed in the eaves all around me, let it alone

[thecoolerloki]

I’m worried about you.

[ikols]

this is not the thing a person should worry about, for me
that time has passed and i am alright
i can be sad AND okay, ok?

[thecoolerloki]

So you admit you’re sad.

[ikols]

i have been happier
it is no one's fault

i love him

[thecoolerloki]

If he’s mistreated you, I will destroy him.




Completely unrelated, you seem to enjoy spending time with Billy Kaplan. Despite my teasing, I wouldn’t oppose that coupling.

[ikols]

there will be no destroying, he is blameless
i do not wish for someone i care about to be hurt

billy is a good friend

[thecoolerloki]

In that case, I still think friends are more important than the kissing stuff.

[ikols]

GASP i just had a totally real text off an anonymous number asking if you are single !!!