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[voicelog]

Display Name: iron man
Profile Photo: just a tin man going ✌️ while he's freefalling through the fuckin' sky nbd
Notes: +1 shitpost

the sky just vomited me out
please confirm if this world has coffee

nvm
just confirmed it myself thank g

[...]

sorry
got distracted catching a brat

where was i?

Comments

via the implant, @stephen.strange

[rehandle]

[ It sure is a day for masked nonsense Stephen would ordinarily scroll past. Except there are two very significant things that stop him before he can roll his eyes at this one.

1. That's a particularly recognisable suit. Not the make and model last seen on the Earth he first called home, but one he's familiar with all the same. Perhaps more so, as of late.

2. Please confirm if this world has coffee.

A perfectly valid question for anybody newly arrived from another universe, especially anyone by the name of Tony Stark, but the context... The message doesn't arrive via the main post, which he leaves open on his tablet to track the rest of the responses. Instead, he sends it directly via the only sure-fire way to know: ]

Tony?

via the implant, @tony.stark

[voicelog]

stephen! i was just about to contact you
i got todd right here

he's being real fussy

[rehandle]

[ Tony and Jason? It's practically a party. ]

Drop him, see if he changes his tune

text | dn: Leon (he/him)

[faceguy]

[The profile pic for this account is just a (non-mutated) turtle.]

yeah falling out of the sky is pretty common around here actually
ur pretty chill about the whole "different dimension" thing

[voicelog]

[ cute turtle. ]

it isn't my first rodeo

considering how quick the response rate was for the welcome committee to arrive here, i figured that this wasn't a once in a blue moon type deal

[faceguy]

apparently its monthly so ud think theyd have some way to stop it by now

or maybe theyre just happy to have more heroes to deal with the surprisingly common major disasters around here

implant during tony being an ass @jason.todd

[reneger]

what happened to 'see you never'?

don't be a brat jason @tony.stark

[voicelog]

pretty sure that was all you

would you have preferred it if i had just let you fall?

[reneger]

yes

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Tony!! Can confirm, coffee is definitely a thing here

kinda surprised you never installed a coffee dispenser in the suit tbh

[voicelog]

you know what? that's a GREAT idea
i'm gonna do it as soon as i figure out what's going on
btw it's good to see you, doreen
feels like it's been a while

pretend this was on private all along, shh!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I'm guessing that this is your first rodeo here, huh? if you don't remember the coffee situation.

and thanks! :D it's good to see you too! how long is 'a while' for you? like, has it been years or weeks on your end?

DN: imrightbehindyou

[slowmotionbuscrash]

”Catching a brat.” Really gonna win friends and influence people.

[voicelog]

in my defense, he is a brat
but more important than that, it's good to see you

[ what a handful of reunions he's getting right now. fun. ]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Sorry I’m going to need you to speak up. It’s so rare to get that from an Avenger I’m not related to.

UN: Prodigy | Private

[helpdesk_hero]

[Seriously, he's starting to wonder about multiversal kidnappings and their serious love for Tony Stark. The main is like kidnap-kibble or something.]

Has coffee, usually mediocre, sometimes good.

So, Stark, what brat are you chasing and why? If the why is good enough, I might even offer to give you a hand.

[voicelog]

[ he never asked for this life tbqh ]

mediocre is better than nothing [ his bar is so low now. it's kinda sad. ]

more catching, less chasing
just someone i know that fell through with me

[helpdesk_hero]

[Who among them had?]

Coming through with friends is it? That's lucky. Which means of course you're someone who has been taken by a place like this before.

What's their name? I figure you can probably get into camera systems with time to see if you can catch sight of this person, but I always tap in when a confluence starts. It'll save you time.

text; dn: Accelerator

[levelshift]

They've got coffee, but their canned selection is shaping up to be shit.

[voicelog]

no complaints here [ trust him. ]

i'm just glad they have a selection at all

[levelshift]

Fuck. If this place didn't have coffee at all I'd burn it to the ground.

un: AngelA

[hevenly]

Tony Stark, you have returned.

[voicelog]

returned?

[ maybe she's referring to an alt. ]

think you got the wrong tony stark
i've never been here before

un: LOKIOFASGARD, text

[ikols]

literally knew you would be back, i am a prophet

[voicelog]

[ loki, huh? ]

hate to break it to you but wrong one

first timer here