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[wherenoonegoes]

[The video starts with the appearance of the big, scaly face of a dragon cocking his head as he stares at the camera.]

Hang on, that's not right.

[The camera switches around, revealing a gangly, freckled teenager.]

There we go. So, apparently this thing is supposed to let me communicate with people at long distances. Not sure how that works, but I'll take their word for it.

Hi, my name's Hiccup. Yes, it is really Hiccup. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third if you wanna get all formal about it. It's a cultural thing. And trust me, it doesn't make any more sense in context.

The dragon you saw? [Said Dragon trudges around until he's visible behind Hiccup.] That's my buddy Toothless. Don't worry, he's friendly. He eats fish, mainly.

What else? I'm a Viking, I'm a blacksmith, and I like building things. I think that covers things for now. How about you guys.

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LOKIOFASGARD, video;

[ikols]

A real Viking?

Re: LOKIOFASGARD, video;

[wherenoonegoes]

Yes, a real Viking.

[Hiccup sounds a little bitter, like he's been questioned about his lack of obvious Vikingness for most of his life.]

[Mostly because he has.]

Are you really Loki? Because with the way things have been going lately I wouldn't be surprised.

[ikols]

[ Hand over his heart! The twins really do have their fibbing down if they imitate his innocent expression half as well. ]

Your words wound me, little wrathful one! If bringing you here were my doing we'd all be having a way better time.

un: thor odinson

[deemed]

[ hi, small human. here's a man the size of a house drinking a beer and looking at you very closely. none of thor's vikings ever had their own dragons, so this is fascinating ]

Hail to you and well met, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, and to your dragon also.

Re: un: thor odinson

[wherenoonegoes]

Okay, now I get it. This is a prank, right? This is totally something the twins would pull for Loki Day.

[deemed]

I can't speak to what my brothers plot on their own time, but I assure you they have had no hand in bringing you here.

Video | UN: Gungnir

[determinationtofist]

WHOA!! A dragon!?? And you’re a Viking!?? Like, for real!? That’s so cool!!

[ Sure she’s got absolutely no historical knowledge on Vikings, but still! Also, more importantly— ]

And oh my gosh he’s so cute???

[ Excuse her, she’s gushing over the dragon. ]

Re: Video | UN: Gungnir

[wherenoonegoes]

He is pretty adorable, isn't he?

[Toothless preens himself a bit, while Hiccup gets a closer look at that username.]

...please tell me you're not claiming to be Odin's spear in human form or something equally ridiculous. I'm having enough trouble wrapping my head around Loki and Thor being here.

[determinationtofist]

Gyaaah!! I have to meet him in-person someday!!

[ Dragons are just giant cats, right? ]

A-Ahaha... no, don't worry, it's nothing like that! I just uh... technically use it!

[ You use... Odin's spear... ]

video; dn: Thor of Asgard

[thecoolerloki]

I am here to confuse you further!

Re: video; dn: Thor of Asgard

[wherenoonegoes]

Let me guess. Loki pretending to be Thor?

[thecoolerloki]

Were I actually pretending to be Thor, you wouldn't be able to tell. I merely think it's a funny username.

text; @Sephiroth

[unkindled_madness]

You arrived here together?

Re: text; @Sephiroth

[wherenoonegoes]

Yep. Wasn't exactly expecting to be saved by selkies. Or to be in a position where we'd need to be saved by selkies.

[unkindled_madness]

Arrivals can be strange. I find it more interesting that you were separated in neither space nor time.

text; @st33lchains

[codicies]

My past experiences with dragons have generally been pretty negative but he seems chill. I'll take your word for it.

So you like, blacksmith blacksmith? With a hammer and stuff?

[ What other blacksmithing could there possibly be, Dylan? ]

Damn, that's cool!

Re: text; @st33lchains

[wherenoonegoes]

Well, a blacksmith's apprentice, anyways. But I do know my way around a forge.

( video | un: loki. odinson )

[dothelokimotion]

The Norsemen have dragons now?

Re: ( video | un: loki. odinson )

[wherenoonegoes]

Just my tribe, actually. It's a long story.

I've got a question though. Exactly how many of you are there?

UN: Speed; video

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I was going to warn you about the Thors and Lokis, but it looks like they’ve already found you. Good luck with that, they’re desperate for worshippers.

Re: UN: Speed; video

[wherenoonegoes]

I take it the name Speed is ironic, then.

thor odinson; video

[worldsaway]

How does he eat fish if he has no teeth?

Re: thor odinson; video

[wherenoonegoes]

[Hiccup looks back at Toothless.]

You want me to say something or do you want to show him?

[Toothless cocks his head to the side for a second, before opening his mouth. At first there's nothing but a wide, gummy maw.]

[Then there's teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.]

video; @AngelA

[hevenly]

I see you have been welcomed by my brothers already. Well met, young Viking. Welcome to this realm.

Re: video; @AngelA

[wherenoonegoes]

...don't take this the wrong way, but I have absolutely no idea who you are.