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[The video clicks on with Gojo high above a city. The location itself isn't obvious at first, but soon enough, it's apparent that he's somewhere in Excelsior. The way he's in the sky makes it seem like he's flying, but anyone with a keen eye will notice that it's more likely that he's practically walking on air through his sheer power.

After all, he needs to show off!]

Oh, hey! Gojo here. Gojo the Great, if you will. Never thought that this would be how I start off my influencer career! Guess it doesn't really matter here, either. You know.

[Back home, Gojo is ... a celebrity in his circles through sheer power and ability. So. He'd never have to do this. It probably feeds into why he's so damn confident.]

But what does matter is these pesky guys who keep following us. See, see—[He turns flips the camera on the device and quickly zooms in on one of the men below that's armored and watching him.] They just won't leave me alone! Or anyone else. Jeez, ask me out to dinner first! Though I'm kind of a crappy date. Not much of a drinker. You get it!

[The camera swaps back to his face. He's still smiling.]

Anyway, soooo I was thinking! Since someone already cornered the market on big meaningful explosions and others are talking about coups, why don't we help out by doing some limit testing? A fellow handsome white-haired kid already helped me figure out the range of their power inhibitors—it's five feet, by the way! But what else can we learn? How do we shut it all off?

Annnnnd most importantly, we have some fun! Yay! [He is not joking. He is genuinely sounding like this will be a blast. Oh boy.] How, Gojo-sensei? How will we have fun? Well. Kinda like this. We film ourselves and make sure that eeeeeveryone knows what we're dealing with. It would be really embarrassing if we did something to them to make them seem incompetent! That would be so mean. So, so mean.

[His grin twists to be a bit more devious.]

Just be careful not to get too close. Kinda like this—[Bizarrely enough, he pulls a tomato out of his pocket. After imbuing it with some kind of reddish energy, he sends it flying for the guard. While the energy dissipates when it's close enough, it's apparent he used it to make sure that the tomato was on the right trajectory to land.]

Of course, we'll probably want to use more than tomatoes. Be creative. And if you figure out just how to turn off their inhibitors, I promise you that we'll have a world of fun! So, let me know if you're joining in.

[He waves as he ends the video.]

[ooc: this is a part of my "Gojo turns the guards into Punk'd victims" (minus me forgetting that the show wasn't named Jackass lol) plot for the event! I already asked the mods where the inhibitors are if someone wants to claim that here.]