Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Dudes being BrosNotes: Mention of real-world issues, like classism and homelessness.
( hello, internet. you’re all graced with an opening shot of eddie walking backwards through what looks like an abandoned subway tunnel, facing the camera, with venom bright and blobby on his shoulder. )Eddie Brock and Venom with boots on the ground, looking into the great urban legend of Excelsior. You’ve seen the
posts, you’ve heard about it on
TikTok, now experience it
live as we get to the bottom of this mystery. This is the
Eddie Brock Report 2.0… which might need a little work now that V’s on board-
LIVE LETHAL PROTECTION! LLP!Yeah, but
Live Lethal Protection sounds like we sell
guns or something, man... Later. We’ll workshop names later.
As you can see, this is uncut, unfiltered, unscripted. Think of this like… like a pilot episode. We’ve got our lovely cameraman, Peter Parker-
HE MUST GET OUR GOOD SIDE. What are you talking about? All of your sides are the same level of… gooey…
Sh. No. Focus.
FOCUS!We’ve been chasing this story for a few weeks now.
Seemingly out of nowhere, this
mysterious lair started appearing all over social media, and now everyone's in a frenzy to find it.
So, what's it all about, right? Is this a bunker piled high with… with
untold riches? Probably not. Billion-dollar companies don’t just jump ship from their investments and
leave said investments open for the public to go scavenging through. More than likely, the rumors stirring around this place are all a red herring. Y’know, something to distract us all from what’s really going on.
Superhero disappearances, increased poverty rates, distrust between those with superpowers and those without… There’s a growing class difference. This City of the Future, Excelsior, we like to think it’s so much
different from a place like Central City, with the grittiness, and the
seediness, and the crime, but it’s not. It’s really not.
( when they come across a particularly imposing path lodged full of debris, viewers can watch live as eddie suits up fully into venom and goes about digging the alcove free. )DO NOT GROW DISTRACTED BY TECHNOLOGICAL GURUS AND SILLY HIPSTERS WITH THEIR LONG BEARDS AND THEIR HIGHLY EXPENSIVE COFFEE.
THERE ARE THOSE AT THE TOP WHO GROW RICH, AND THERE ARE THOSE AT THE BOTTOM WHO STRUGGLE.
THERE IS A RISING HOMELESS POPULATION, GROWING SAFETY CONCERNS...( with the final hunk of junk metal flung free, eddie and venom separate. )...Some guy earns a billion dollars from inventing
self-cleaning contact lenses, meanwhile people around here don’t know where their next meal is coming from? And everyone wants to focus on Bunker!Tok?
…
We’re going to lay this all to rest. And, when we do, we can get back to focusing on the real issues—
( before they get much further, there's a flash of static across the camera feed, though peter doesn't seem to notice it. his voice cuts into the audio. )Hold up, Mr. Brock. Uh. Eddie. Guys. Whatever! Anyway, sorry, I can edit this part out, but…there's something going on here. I can feel it. Like…an AI, maybe? It's not like anything I've felt before. ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
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