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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

SHARE YOUR SCORES BITCHES

Comments

@iceicebaby

[dothelokimotion]

10 is made up.

[skagzz]

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE TITLE OF LOKI

[dothelokimotion]

Considering it's my name, I don't really need it as a title.

@AngelA

[hevenly]

Oh? Do we have another Loki in our midst?

[ So many brothers, so little time. ]

[skagzz]

we do indubitably

[ it's her shhhh
except she kind of IMPLIED to kid loki she'd STOP
but she didn't say it for real ok
it's too much fun ]

IS IT YOU

[hevenly]

I scored a 6 on your test. Does that make me an honorary Loki?

@callidus » text

[forasecond]

All signs point to no, but I do relate to that first requirement.

Re: @callidus » text

[skagzz]

yeah
that checks out
u grumpy already

[forasecond]

I'm also old already, I just don't look it.

@littlealbatross

[soulmakingsound]

I'm intrigued.

I scored a four.
Though I think number three is subjective so I will let you judge my hair

[and she attaches a picture of herself for judgement]

[skagzz]

girl you got some good hair
but have you considered
a mohawk
a blue one
:3

@masterofillusions13664

[makeanentrance]

I don't think 2 and 2 halves qualifies me.

Re: @masterofillusions13664

[skagzz]

sucks to suck

UN: stillbehindyou

[slowmotionbuscrash]

8. But I'd be too powerful as a Loki.

Re: UN: stillbehindyou

[skagzz]

u have a conscience can't be a loki

@THOROFASGARD

[thecoolerloki]

9!

[And he's about to remind her she should change her username, but his username is literally THOROFASGARD so. Fine. She wins.]

[skagzz]

DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT HAVING LASER EYES

[ look, she's INCREDIBLY AWARE no one actually thinks she's a loki ok

she does win tho thank u ]

@EddieWritesVenomBites

[frenchkissed]

WHY WOULD ONE WISH TO BE A LOKI?
BEING A VENOM IS NICE.

:D

Re: @EddieWritesVenomBites

[skagzz]

girl i respect ur self love
HAGS and never change

@godofhammers

[worldsaway]

6 is false. Thor explodes things with his laser eyes, Loki just wishes he could.

The rest of them are more or less true.

Re: @godofhammers

[skagzz]

imma need a demonstration boo

also HI OTHUH BROTHUH

@SquirrelPower

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I got 5/10, does that make me half a Loki?

Re: @SquirrelPower

[skagzz]

it makes you... ok 3:)

@atypicalphotos

[atypical_echo]

3/10. Guess it's not fated to be.

Also what does it mean to 'be a loki'?

Re: @atypicalphotos

[skagzz]

in a world
where multiple versions of your metaverse self exist
who is to say
we aren't all loki
and loki isn't
all of us
you been green pilled
w e l c o m e