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[ The following is a text photo posted on Instagram ]

How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[forasecond]

I don't even know what that means.

[thecoolerloki]

LOL you ARE old. But technically speaking I am still older than you and with far more complicated circumstances!

[forasecond]

More complicated how?

[He's less impressed by the age thing- but the rest? Well. Depending on the answer, he might be much more interested, there, pal.]

[thecoolerloki]

TLDR; I'm a god. I can DM you more details if you're truly curious.

[forasecond]

Oh, I'm curious.