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[skagzz]

[ The following is a text photo posted on Instagram ]

How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[skagzz]

agened BY THE DEPRAVITY of the WORLD
r u like
the opposite of old soul
like
baby face 4 real

[forasecond]

Something like that.

No? I don't think so. I think I'm actually more like a literal old soul, if you want to get technical.

Due to a bunch of shit I'm not gonna bother getting into, I had to project my consciousness into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.

As a result, I look like a teenager, but my consciousness is actually 58, so I already am an old man. And one day I'll look the part. Again.

[skagzz]

bro teach me how to do that
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
plsplsplsplsplspls

[forasecond]

It's not that simple.

[skagzz]

ugh u really r an adult
they always say stupid boring stuff like that

[forasecond]

And what do you know about quantum physics?

[skagzz]

MORE THAN YOUR MORTAL MIND COULD EVER HOLD

[ she knows a little but not by the right name.
but she's real good at chemistry and explosions ]

[forasecond]

Sure. Capslocking at me to make me believe you is definitely not a posturing tactic at all, I'm sure.

[skagzz]

boo that's just how I TALK
it's called ✨aesthetique✨

[forasecond]

I'm not your boo.

[skagzz]

all my friends r my boo
congrats ur in the club
you are also girl, GURL, son, homes, babe, nerd, and WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE I FEEL LIKE, BOO

[forasecond]

No... No, I'm not any of those things.
My name is Five, you can call me that.

[skagzz]

u can call me tina, goddess of pandora, bringer of chaos
or loki that also works

[forasecond]

Bring of chaos, huh? Does have a nice ring to it, even if it's a bit of a mouthful. I think I'll stick with Tina, if it's all the same to you.

[skagzz]

Tina is best for quotidian usage, yes yes. Pish posh.

But when titles are necessary TINA BRINGER OF CHAOS GODDESS OF PANDORA.

You got that, cinco de mayo?

[forasecond]

Yeah, I got it, Miss Pandemonium.

[He can play the nicknames game, too, you know.]

[skagzz]

[ ooooooo she likes that one ]

Then we have an accord, Sir Cinquième, First of His Name.

@THOROFASGARD

[thecoolerloki]

Kinning this whole thread TBH

[forasecond]

I don't even know what that means.

[thecoolerloki]

LOL you ARE old. But technically speaking I am still older than you and with far more complicated circumstances!

[forasecond]

More complicated how?

[He's less impressed by the age thing- but the rest? Well. Depending on the answer, he might be much more interested, there, pal.]

[thecoolerloki]

TLDR; I'm a god. I can DM you more details if you're truly curious.

[forasecond]

Oh, I'm curious.

Re: @THOROFASGARD

[skagzz]

that's cause we got the same energy boo :3 SOUL FRIENDS