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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[dothelokimotion]

No one has heard of you.

[skagzz]

ur from the wrong galaxy, babe :3
im hecking famous ACROSS THE STARS

[dothelokimotion]

I'm sure.

No one has heard of you here.

[skagzz]

FALSE
but its cute u think u no everything
ur just jealous
cause im a loki
and a tina THE TINA
and im fabulous

[dothelokimotion]

Why the need to be both then?

[skagzz]

why do lokis need to lie and cause mischief?

[dothelokimotion]

Shouldn't you know that?

[skagzz]

IT WAS RHETORICAL DING DONG

[dothelokimotion]

Then you should have no problem answering it.

[skagzz]

because we have to!
it's what we are!
also we like those things!
none of us can stop being the thing we are
even when it's crappy

[ like. she gets that. she really really does. loki her loki is stupid and arrogant and thinks she's the only one who feels those things but that's what's hard about being a Tina, too. ]

[dothelokimotion]

It seems you have a good grasp of the situation.

Which makes it even more odd that you would wish to be one.

[skagzz]

maybe being a tina too means i can see ur good parts better
y'all are bad at that
so am i tho
for me
so i guess im still a loki

[dothelokimotion]

[ hmm. ]

Then I suppose I don't see a problem with that. As long as you don't come to regret it.

[skagzz]

thx nice loki 3:)
dont worry
ill b ur friend even when u don't like u

[dothelokimotion]

[ he sighs. ]

Don't pass that around.

[skagzz]

i won't

[ as....Tina as Tina is, she knows better than to fuck with someone's trust

that's how her parents-- ]

do u like crumpets

[dothelokimotion]

I've never had them.

[skagzz]

one: HOW DARE
two: imma find some and then we can have a tea party and THEY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

[dothelokimotion]

Is that so?

[skagzz]

yeee :3
i can bring cookies too
and cake
and MACARONS son have you hAd THOSE they are AMAZING
and cupcakes
money makes more sense when there's COOL STUFF TO BUY

[dothelokimotion]

I've had a macaron.

[skagzz]

just one ur doin it wrong

[dothelokimotion]

No, I had more. I brought some for tea with a friend.

[skagzz]

GREAT so we'll get tea n crumpets real soon good talk ur a great friend 3:)

[dothelokimotion]

Don't overdo it.