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[skagzz]

[ The following is a text photo posted on Instagram ]

How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[soulmakingsound]

You make a good point.
Magic is not one of the powers I possess, but I'm certain there are some magic-run hair salons.
Should I ever decide to try a blue mohawk.

[skagzz]

we could go together :3

[soulmakingsound]

That sounds... nice. Like friendship.

I'm River.

switch to DMs

[skagzz]

[ ..........wait does someone wanna be actual friends? ]

i'm Tina. But that's just my code name. I am also a Loki. and I am also a goddess of pandora.

we should def hang out girl. u like cookies? crumpets? tea? video games? blowing shit up?

DMs all the way down

[soulmakingsound]

Hello Tina (but also Loki).
I am not a goddess, just a telepath.

I do like cookies. And tea. I have never played a video game. Blowing things up can be cathartic but the crew tries to avoid it if possible.

Re: DMs all the way down

[skagzz]

[ t e l e p a t h ]

girl i make the best explosives in the metaverse
we can go blow shit up no one will yell at us for maybe probably?? AND THEN HAVE TEA AND COOKIES and play video games

perfect. sleepover.

[soulmakingsound]

Perhaps less blowing things up, more tea and cookies.
And you can show me how video games work?

[skagzz]

[ DISAPPOINTING but not worth cancelling a social engagement over, ahem ]

how about we explode things IN the video games? with tea and cookies.

[soulmakingsound]

This sounds like an ideal compromise.

[skagzz]

you are a REASONABLE and PRETTY lady i like u

r u still at the hotel?

[soulmakingsound]

I am for another few weeks, yes.
I need to find a new place to live, but choosing somewhere has been difficult.
I want to be where my crew is, but my crew isn't here.

[skagzz]

u n me both girly
the digs
and the crew

[soulmakingsound]

I miss them.
My brother especially.
I need him here.

[skagzz]

yeah
well
WE CAN BE SISTERS???

[ she knows it's not the SAME but it's SOMETHING ]

[soulmakingsound]

A sister is something I do not have.
I would be willing to try this arrangement.