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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

@masterofillusions13664

[makeanentrance]

I don't think 2 and 2 halves qualifies me.

Re: @masterofillusions13664

[skagzz]

sucks to suck

[makeanentrance]

Are you saying that if one is not a 10/10 Loki then then they are though of as lesser in your opinion?

[skagzz]

WHAT IF I AM SON
also im superior to all the other lokis
im an 11
a...13 even

[makeanentrance]

And what are these extra criteria?

[skagzz]

smartest in the land
great at explosions
goddess of pandora
cookie queen
EVERYONE LIKES YOU. EVERYONE.
has the best mentor ever
secret prophecies

[makeanentrance]

Which mentor?

[skagzz]

[ oh she's not actually fucking with this relationship nope nope nope ]

wouldn't u like to know
that's PROPRIETARY INFORMATION son

[makeanentrance]

So there are many secrets.

[skagzz]

important part of being a loki
secrets
lies
mischief