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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[slowmotionbuscrash]

I thought YOU were a Loki.

[skagzz]

i am THE og loki
and loki is my best friend
there are 4 of us
ALSO WE ALL HATE OURSELVES THAT'S A SECRET ONE ON THE LIST

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Nah I read the list. #1 was "are or will be a grumpy old man".

[skagzz]

r u questioning my gender identity
publicly
CANCELLED

we'll just let Tommy take the blame for my misreading "secret one" as "number one"

[slowmotionbuscrash]

No I'm telling you that hating yourself isn't #1 on the your stupid list. WTF how do you even jump to gender identity.

lmao good news two chaotic idiots

[skagzz]

YOU QUESTIONED MY BECOMING AN OLD MAN
or maybe i already WUZ one i dont have to tell you anything
I MADE THE LIST YOU KNOW NOTHING PEASANT