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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

SHARE YOUR SCORES BITCHES

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[frenchkissed]

STRENGTH.
POWER.
ACCESS TO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE MIND OF EDDIE BROCK'S MIND.
MOVIE NIGHTS.
FREEDOM FROM FEAR.
FREEDOM FROM PERSECUTION.
MURDER.
KAROKE NIGHTS.
CUDDLES.
GOLDEN TEDDY GRAHAM CRACKERS.

(｀･ω･´)

[skagzz]

hmmm
idk sounds like we can do most of that stuff with me as a Tina
which we should
murder and cuddles like my two favorite things besides explosions and crumpets
i don't really want access to eddie brock's mind
who dat
unless he's a s e r i a l killer
then this is a TEMPTING OFFER



what do you get if i'm a venom

[ look lokis don't seem to want her to be a loki ]

[frenchkissed]

EDDIE BROCK IS A WEAKLING.
WITH A LARGE HEART.

HE WILL NOT KILL.

BUT.
HE WILL READ BEDTIME STORIES WHEN THE NIGHTMARES APPROACH.
AND HE WILL DO SILLY VOICES FOR EACH OF THE CHARACTERS.

US?
WE WILL GAIN A FRIEND.

(ฅ`ω´ฅ)

BUT FIRST WE MUST KNOW.

WHAT WILL BE EXPLODED?

[skagzz]

pffft whadoaye need an adult who won't MURDER for

hmmmmmgghhh bed time stories sound nice tho ok

also WHATEVER YOU WANT GIRL. trash cans. buildings. cars. baddies. old tvs. giant aunt hills. your screaming enemies. EXPLOSIONS DON'T DISCRIMINATE.