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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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[skagzz]

all my friends r my boo
congrats ur in the club
you are also girl, GURL, son, homes, babe, nerd, and WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE I FEEL LIKE, BOO

[forasecond]

No... No, I'm not any of those things.
My name is Five, you can call me that.

[skagzz]

u can call me tina, goddess of pandora, bringer of chaos
or loki that also works

[forasecond]

Bring of chaos, huh? Does have a nice ring to it, even if it's a bit of a mouthful. I think I'll stick with Tina, if it's all the same to you.

[skagzz]

Tina is best for quotidian usage, yes yes. Pish posh.

But when titles are necessary TINA BRINGER OF CHAOS GODDESS OF PANDORA.

You got that, cinco de mayo?

[forasecond]

Yeah, I got it, Miss Pandemonium.

[He can play the nicknames game, too, you know.]

[skagzz]

[ ooooooo she likes that one ]

Then we have an accord, Sir Cinquième, First of His Name.