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[skagzz]

[ The following is a text photo posted on Instagram ]

How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

SHARE YOUR SCORES BITCHES

Comments

[skagzz]

asap queen where u wanna meet
✨✨✨
i got a sweet hotel room
but it's boring

[hevenly]

Do you enjoy ice cream? There is an ice cream parlor two blocks north of the hotel. I will buy you a cone, and in exchange, you can tell me about yourself.

🍦

[skagzz]

T__T
ur the best sister ever
are we going now????????????????

[hevenly]

We can, if you have no other obligations.

[skagzz]

i do not :3 meet you there

>> action?

[hevenly]

Indeed. 👋

[ Angela will be waiting outside the ice cream shop, all six-foot-two of her, flaming red hair and flaming gold helm. Though, she has paired the look with some high waisted shorts and a loose fitting blouse. ]

yes

[skagzz]

[ Tina is 5'1" and full of SPARKLES AND SUNSHINE OKAY

But she's used to swol tall friends.

but not ~ s i s t e r s ~

She doesn't actually know what Angela looks like, but she LOVES THIS TALL BAD ASS LADY and immediately imprints. ]

Sister???? Tis I! [ And she hugs Angela's waist with all the enthusiasm of a preteen gremlin ]

[hevenly]

[ Standing at a full 6'2" (not counting the winged helm), Angela dwarfs Tina completely. She makes no move to prevent the hug, placing a solid hand on Tina's back and holding her gently for a few moments, before she pulls away and looks her square in the eye. ]

Hello, Tina.

[ It would appear that the jig is up. ]

sorry for the delay! i know you're hiatusing so lmk if you want to handwave otherwise slow is good

[skagzz]

[ Tina knows NO SHAME and besides everyone else important knows she's a Tina and a Loki ]

So you know my secret. I am a superior Loki who is ALSO A TINA.

slow works for me!

[hevenly]

[ The jury is still out for Angela on how much of this talk of being a Loki she will accept, but for now she will play along. ]

Come. Let me buy you ice cream and you can tell me what it is to be a Tina.

[ Holding the door open so they can go inside. ]