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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

SHARE YOUR SCORES BITCHES

Comments

@iceicebaby

[dothelokimotion]

10 is made up.

@AngelA

[hevenly]

Oh? Do we have another Loki in our midst?

[ So many brothers, so little time. ]

@callidus » text

[forasecond]

All signs point to no, but I do relate to that first requirement.

@littlealbatross

[soulmakingsound]

I'm intrigued.

I scored a four.
Though I think number three is subjective so I will let you judge my hair

[and she attaches a picture of herself for judgement]

@masterofillusions13664

[makeanentrance]

I don't think 2 and 2 halves qualifies me.

UN: stillbehindyou

[slowmotionbuscrash]

8. But I'd be too powerful as a Loki.

@THOROFASGARD

[thecoolerloki]

9!

[And he's about to remind her she should change her username, but his username is literally THOROFASGARD so. Fine. She wins.]

@EddieWritesVenomBites

[frenchkissed]

WHY WOULD ONE WISH TO BE A LOKI?
BEING A VENOM IS NICE.

:D

@godofhammers

[worldsaway]

6 is false. Thor explodes things with his laser eyes, Loki just wishes he could.

The rest of them are more or less true.

@SquirrelPower

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I got 5/10, does that make me half a Loki?

@atypicalphotos

[atypical_echo]

3/10. Guess it's not fated to be.

Also what does it mean to 'be a loki'?