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[skagzz]

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How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

that would be SINCERELY AMAZING but no, I'm not

I have some squirrel parts though. Got the tail, teeth and claws!

[skagzz]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SUCH COOL POWERS

you are my friend now

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

cool, making new friends is one of my top three favourite things!

[skagzz]

u gotta a list?

my favorite things are
explosions
crumpets
tea
explosions
cookies
funny animal vids
explosions
loki (the other one)
eplosions

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I'm, uh, definitely sensing a couple of recurring themes there!

here are some of my faves:
squirrels, obvs
friendship!!
computer science
fighting crime
sour cream and onion potato chips
also funny animal vids