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[What up. Stiles is filming himself sitting on a bench at a park in Sunset Falls. He's wearing a super-snazzy white t-shirt that he has sharpied I WENT TO THE PAST AND ALL I GOT WAS A T-SHIRT on because his whole time travel trip was kind of a bust. Thank god people who knew what they were doing also went to the 80s.

A shih tzu runs up to him, tail wagging, and drops a ball at Stiles's feet. He glances down.]
Yeah, bud, just a sec, okay?

So, uh, I'm Stiles, and seeing as how I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future I thought that - I can talk to dogs. Like, talk talk, not just talk at them. And I thought that, you know, I could use some money, so if anyone has a dog and needs a translator to explain, like, why they're not allowed on that one couch or something, I'm available. And Barney's here as my character witness. Right, Barney?

[Does a sneeze count as a character witness? Who knows. Stiles picks up the ball and throws it because Barney's a busy shih tzu and cannot stand around all day just waiting for questions to roll in.]
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[ the video feed begins with loki in front of his office desk, pretending to shuffle some papers. he clears his throat, folding his hands in front of him. ]

Just some quick announcements to catch everyone up.

1. Sunset Falls is having its Autumn Festival. In perpetuam. I recommend it if you feel the need to fill the repeating days with something to do. They do have pumpkin spice drinks and faire, though apparently it has no real pumpkin whatsoever. We truly live in a society.

Oh, though if you are one of the youth, I recommend staying home. For the feasible month.

2. Stephen Strange is gone. In honour of his memory, I've put piñatas at the festival. Some are filled with candy, some are filled with salt and pepper shakers. No, I will not divulge which piñata has what.

3. There has been a cry for help in the past. If you are going, please ensure you do not do irreparable damage to the timeline. Or step on butterflies. Apparently, that is a cause for concern.

4. We are looking for new management in maintaining the Hellmouth. This is a straightforward salaried job with decent working hours. Contact me if you'd like a job.

[ loki pauses, ticking his fingers off as he runs through this list. finally, satisfied, he turns into steve rogers, giving a beatific smile. ]

"Don't do drugs, kids. And God bless America".

[ now he's done. ]

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