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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Live From Pride
Notes: N/A

No, bud, you don't, like— that's so much more than we're ever going to need, oh my God—

( it's eddie brock looking so, so concerned at something off camera, and then there's a whoosh of flames from beside him and a look of abject horror. )

...How about I do the cooking. Yeah? Sound good? You can do... roll call.

YES!
WE WILL CALL THE ROLL!
AND WE WILL EAT THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND.

Yeah— wait, no? No, God... Okay. ( back to looking at the camera. ) Barbeque. We're doing a barbeque— It's... It's gonna be cool. I promise. It's all good.

We have goats. I'll send over the address to anyone who wants to stop by.

Comments

un: Olly Valentine

[superhostage]

This is really cute of you guys. I hope you don't have, um.. like, five-hundred people show up or something, though.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, that's a lot of roll to call...

OurPowers is just to our friends, though, right? I only have, like... I dunno, 50 friends on here?

Oh God, what if this is like that TikTok party that went viral—

[superhostage]

Well.. you did post it pretty publicly to metas. But you didn't post the address, so it should be okay!

.. Are there baby goats?

UN: Speed

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Can we please go back to the part where you're going to eat the ones who don't attend? I think that's the important bit.

[frenchkissed]

You think?

...Then maybe you should show up and grab some corn on the cob if you know what's good for you.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Why would I want to go to the guy whose bodysnatcher wants to snack on people?

I am not a self-delivering pizza.

video; AngelA

[hevenly]

Wonderful. It has been some time since I ate roasted goat meat.

[monomachy]

You will not eat my goats.

[frenchkissed]

You know, that one's on me. My bad. Should have phrased that better.

The goats aren't for eating. We have other food for that.

Goats... goats are for cuddling. They're soft little guys. 100% not eatable.

[video] un: yusei

[planetary_bonds]

Mr. and Mr. Venom.

[oh my god. he's going to be calling you two that until the end of time isn't he.]

Should I bring anything if I come?

[you bring things when you visit other people's houses, right? martha always impressed good manners. and he actually has a job now! where he makes money! he can buy things! all of the things!

having money is awesome.]

[frenchkissed]

You can call me Eddie. I promise. It works just as well.

...

I don't even know if Venom is a first name or a last name. It might be more like Mr. and Mr. Brock... Not that you should call us that, either.

( yusei get to watch him shrug and bat a dangerous pointy thing out of venom's grasp at the same time. he's getting pretty good at this. )

Maybe some drinks? You know how to make iced tea?

text; @Sephiroth

[unkindled_madness]

Is it a joke? About eating people.

[frenchkissed]

Mostly...
Mostly a joke.

We're not eating anyone, though. So you don't have to worry.

( video )

[exasperation]

Very cool!

Except the eating part, of course. But the rest is cool!

[frenchkissed]

Would it be even cooler if we said we're absolutely, totally, 100% not eating people today?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

that's, uh

that's one heck of an RSVP requirement, buddy

[frenchkissed]

BE THERE.
OR.
BE SQUARE.

:D

SQUARE AS IN ONE OF OUR THREE SQUARE MEALS.
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EATEN.
FAIR AND SQUARE.

[somepig]

I can come!

As long as I don't end up on the menu, anyways.

[frenchkissed]

We don't eat our friends, bud.
And you're our friend.

...

Though it does leave me wondering about what it is you and your friends eat back home.

[soulmakingsound]

I have never been to a barbeque. Is it not traditional for the guests to help in providing food?

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, most of the time. Not always, though. It depends.

This time… yeah, if you want to bring something, that’d be nice. But don’t feel like you have to. Just being there is good. This is all supposed to be fun, you know?

Video

[kid_flash_found]

[Bart is leaning next to one of the coops as the chickens enjoy attached run, looking a little tired around the edges with everything that's been going on, but he figures he might as well respond.]

That reminds me. I believe I have a chicken with your names on him. Maybe I can bring him by?

[frenchkissed]

It was my understanding that he was a rooster, but... yeah. Bring it by. Like, whenever.

And maybe don't run it over here.

Don't know how well birds do when travelling at the speed of light.

@JustAGothamGirl | video

[qualityfriend]

How can you eat the people who don't attend? They won't be there. [Checkmate, whoever you are.]

[frenchkissed]

( listen. )

WE WILL FIND THEM!
AND WE WILL EAT THEM!
WHOLE!
BONES AND ALL!