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[exasperation]

Display Name: Ripley Arkwright
Profile Photo: here
Notes:

[ the video starts up with ripley at his desk. he clears his throat, trying to seem composed and business-like. he's probably half-way succeeding. ]

Soo. That blackout. That was rough. Right? Right? . . . Right.

Anyway, uh! Stuff happened and — stuff got lost. Or stolen. Stuff and stuff. Oh my god, what am I doing.

[ he clears his throat. ]

My point is. I'm sort of freelancing my . . . powers? They work in teleportation. So I can teleport objects to anywhere in the world, but also if you lost something, I can locate it for you. Anywhere. And that applies to people too.

And, uh, I can also check where to find the best food. Like Yelp, but in my head. Don't ask.

Soo. Anyone . . . interested? Probably?

Comments

Text | UN: Sleeper

[definecat]

When you say objects, what does that actually mean?

[exasperation]

Uh, like . . . physical things?

[definecat]

Living or only inanimate?

[portolan]

Proud of you Ripley.

Question: can you use your power to find yourself a boyfriend?

[exasperation]

Thanks, I think.

Also, no, I will not function as Grindr. Just. No.

[portolan]

I say boyfriend not hook up.

Baby steps I suppose. Using your abilities is something.

text; un: steph.b

[eggplanting]

how do you decide what the best food is? is it your personal preference? is it actually like yelp and you've got a sort of aggregated review system in your head?

[These are important questions.]

[exasperation]

Sort of, yeah. Of course, best is subjective, but the more criteria you add to it, the better results I get.

Like "best tasting" + "cheap". Or "best spicy" + "value meals" and so on.

[eggplanting]

that might be the coolest power ever

not exactly useful in a fight but who needs that when you can find the spiciest jerk chicken in the area

Text | Anonymous

[robintohood]

What are your limitations?

[exasperation]

For which part? Teleporting orrr the finding stuff?

[robintohood]

Both

@JustAGothamGirl | text

[qualityfriend]

plz dun snipe my job i need it

[exasperation]

What?

[qualityfriend]

delivery. usin teleport. its my 1st job ever + im not in a guild + im not as good as u can only teleport stuff w/ me short distance but i need money

text; @barnes

[sinistral]

Not actually Yelp in your head I hope.

[exasperation]

I don't really get the comments or reviews if that's what you mean. It's more of a general feel.

[sinistral]

Thank goodness. Otherwise I was gonna send you the biggest bottle of aspirin I could find.

UN: Venom

[frenchkissed]

( that blackout sure was a thing that happened. )

...

Can you find people?

[exasperation]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Easy. Do you need that? I can do that.

[frenchkissed]

Really? People are easier to find than, like, the missing remote controller to the downstairs television?

And, uh, no. No, I think we're good.

( he's got his alien. he knows where his son is (he's thinks). and his... cat... child. it's been a weird month, but everyone is where they need to be, and he's happy for it. )

Text | Anonymous

[atypical_echo]

Your teleporting powers, are they useful for doing things more than teleporting people to missing stuff? Like, for pay could you maybe do transportation for people's work?

[exasperation]

I can teleport people anywhere. That's the idea?

Text | Anonymous

[louder_than_words]

you should be care full. you dont know why some one wants to find some one else. you could be putting people in danger.

not every one has good intents

[exasperation]

I mean. Obviously??? But I'm not gonna teleport someone into an apartment or anything like that.