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[exasperation]

Display Name: Ripley Arkwright
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Notes:

[ the video starts up with ripley at his desk. he clears his throat, trying to seem composed and business-like. he's probably half-way succeeding. ]

Soo. That blackout. That was rough. Right? Right? . . . Right.

Anyway, uh! Stuff happened and — stuff got lost. Or stolen. Stuff and stuff. Oh my god, what am I doing.

[ he clears his throat. ]

My point is. I'm sort of freelancing my . . . powers? They work in teleportation. So I can teleport objects to anywhere in the world, but also if you lost something, I can locate it for you. Anywhere. And that applies to people too.

And, uh, I can also check where to find the best food. Like Yelp, but in my head. Don't ask.

Soo. Anyone . . . interested? Probably?

Comments

[qualityfriend]

ur nt gunna get a job w/ doordash?

[exasperation]

I would never do doordash.

[qualityfriend]

dun thnk i cn get nethin better yet. they only hired me cuz i cn teleport

[exasperation]

Sure you can! It just takes some time, that's all. Look, I know I may seem kind of fancy but like. It took a while for me to get the hang of my powers.

[qualityfriend]

need a job history b4 ne1 will even consider me. as a teen from nother univ n nt ina guild

[exasperation]

Yeah, but you're still a meta. You . . . know some superheroes? Probably? Why not leverage that in your resume?

[qualityfriend]

dun wanna ovr promise n get into sumthing bad. be used 4 crime deals

[exasperation]

Okay, tell you what. I'm happy to help you out. In any way I can.

[qualityfriend]

thx.

cn u tell me who nt 2 trust?

[exasperation]

Uh.

I can . . . vet some places I think?

[qualityfriend]

y, thts good. i cn tll u the same f i find out whos no good

[exasperation]

[ oh. that's . . . nice actually. ]

That's very nice of you. Thank you.