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[exasperation]

Display Name: Ripley Arkwright
Profile Photo: here
Notes:

[ the video starts up with ripley at his desk. he clears his throat, trying to seem composed and business-like. he's probably half-way succeeding. ]

Soo. That blackout. That was rough. Right? Right? . . . Right.

Anyway, uh! Stuff happened and — stuff got lost. Or stolen. Stuff and stuff. Oh my god, what am I doing.

[ he clears his throat. ]

My point is. I'm sort of freelancing my . . . powers? They work in teleportation. So I can teleport objects to anywhere in the world, but also if you lost something, I can locate it for you. Anywhere. And that applies to people too.

And, uh, I can also check where to find the best food. Like Yelp, but in my head. Don't ask.

Soo. Anyone . . . interested? Probably?

Comments

[definecat]

Living or only inanimate?

[exasperation]

Both! Both.

[definecat]

And if I wanted to know the location of the finest catnip in the world? Does your ability extend to herbs like that?

[exasperation]

Oh yeah, absolutely. Easy.

[definecat]

And what would it cost me to find out these things? And possibly have a supply delivered.

[exasperation]

Well, it depends on how often you want your deliveries plus a finding fee for the catnip.

Maybe like ten bucks for finding and another ten every month? Plus whatever the catnip may cost. Sound fair?

[ it'd feel weird to charge a cat a high price and he wasn't kidding that it was easy. ]