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Ripley Arkwright ([personal profile] exasperation) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-08-01 08:34 am

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Display Name: Ripley Arkwright
Profile Photo: here
Notes:

[ the video starts up with ripley at his desk. he clears his throat, trying to seem composed and business-like. he's probably half-way succeeding. ]

Soo. That blackout. That was rough. Right? Right? . . . Right.

Anyway, uh! Stuff happened and — stuff got lost. Or stolen. Stuff and stuff. Oh my god, what am I doing.

[ he clears his throat. ]

My point is. I'm sort of freelancing my . . . powers? They work in teleportation. So I can teleport objects to anywhere in the world, but also if you lost something, I can locate it for you. Anywhere. And that applies to people too.

And, uh, I can also check where to find the best food. Like Yelp, but in my head. Don't ask.

Soo. Anyone . . . interested? Probably?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? All right, cool. Take your time.

We’re at the ranch so, like, no rush. We can save our drawer full of questions for whenever.
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-06 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
( look, man. eddie isn't a stranger to being a wanted person. back home, he's pretty sure he's still a fugitive on the run for crimes against humanity. so, like, no judgement... but this is ripley their talking about, and he's pretty sure ripley is too kind to hurt a fly, so it comes as a shock that he happens to be a mafia wife. )

Hey.

( ripley got here so fast!! eddie said he didn't have to rush!! )

Uh... Let's go for a walk.

( the ranch is full of cat toys and guitar parts, and it's a nice day out. plus there are goats outside, and they deserve attention. )

You like goats?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-07 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're cool. Soft. Quiet. Cuddly, yeah, cuddly... Not for eating, though. You can't eat them, Ripley. Don't try it. Please.

( he leans against the fence as two goats skip over to them. )

I don't know if these are the ones that faint, but I wouldn't scare them. Just in case.
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Golden rule. It was a whole thing. On the network. Bad phrasing...

( the goat seems happy enough, but he also looks a little expectant. surely you two didn't come all this way not to give him a treat. )

So... People are after you...
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-08 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, man. You're good... You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to.

( it comes as a prefix before ripley launches into his story because he looks incredibly uncomfortable even before he starts to share. eddie doesn't feel like he needs to know any of this. he's curious, sure, but not curious enough to re-traumatize someone just for the sake of it. )

...So you watched someone you care about transform before your eyes and were powerless to stop it.

( ironically powerless, since powers are what got ripley in his situation in the first place. more than someone he cared about, too, since it sounds like ford was more of a best friend than anything. the goats, sensing the shift in mood, come over to give ripley all of the attention, treats or no treats, and venom snakes out to pat his shoulder, which might be more frightening than comforting, depending. )

Where is he now? Your old friend?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-08 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, I wouldn’t go looking for that, either.



SHALL WE EAT HIM?
ON YOUR BEHALF?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-08 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
( one day, venom will stop suggesting murder as a solution to all problems, but today isn't that day. )

Yeah, but it sounds like none of that was your fault, anyway. It's not like you knew you were signing up for some... secret evil government training program to kill people...

So, like, you're cool. We're cool... And you're not even bad at things. You make really good potato salad.
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-09 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You mean am I overhyping the power of your potato salad to make you feel less bad?

I mean, I don't remember there being any leftovers. So... you tell me.
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It might not be profitable, but we can at least get you an apron that says 'World's Best Potato Salad Chef' on the front.

...While we're here and, like, talking about things, I should probably tell you some things too. Right? Equivalent exchange?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, good point. Uh, Ripley, are you sure you want to talk to someone who's, like, super public? Like... for a living?
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, totally not... It's more like you spent years being super lowkey. And don't think Venom and I have a low-key bone between us.

Just don't want to blow your cover, dude.
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-08-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? That's easy. We'll totally be your friend, man.

Sorta thought we already were friends, but... officially, starting now, consider us friends.

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