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[reneger]

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Notes: a shitpost

hello!!!

i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??

please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(

Comments

Anonymous

[mostdangerousbird]

are you sure that’s real? Looks like Worbla to me.

[reneger]

i guess it could be?? but it feels pretty sturdy to me

Anon

[robintohood]

[What in the FUCK. After doing an inventory check at his safehouses to see if he's missing anything, Jason suspects worse bullshit is at play]

I know who it is. Any good way to contact? Secret identities are supposed to stay secret

[reneger]

i can meet you where i found it if you want

[batricide]

[ at first glance, damian is almost certain its the younger jason. causing a ruckus for the hell of it. so convinced he sets the phone down with an irritable grunt and goes back to his workout, only -- hold on, that mask.

damian isn't that lucky... but... this wouldn't be the first time. so the message he sends isn't through the network here. it's through the remnant of the old one still in his skill.]

Jason?

[reneger]

( ah right, the chip in his head, that fun thing. that thing that he has absolutely tried clawing out of his skull at least once.

but it comes in handy for this. )

thought this piece of crap was broken

[reborntobewild]

it's not mine but can i have it? i can pay in money.

or bugs. whichever you'd prefer

[reneger]

bugs??

via the implant, @stephen.strange

[rehandle]

[ And with a certain man of iron confirmed and Jason namedropped, he scoots over to his implant conversation window with Jason while also booting up his OurPowers post to keep an eye. ]

Already tormenting the locals.

@jason.todd via implant

[reneger]

nah
just my locals

( text | un: kyle.rayner )

[torchbearer]

[ really. ]

Maybe it belongs to a Power Ranger.

private, encrypted @jason.todd

[reneger]

( he could keep up the game but. this is more important. )

have you seen yourself, rayner
no one is more power ranger-shaped than you
you don't even need the helmet to pull it off, the uniform does plenty

anonymous

[codicies]

"hi would the owner of this superhero mask please come forward" not suspicious at all

[reneger]

i was just trying to be nice!! :((

they don't have to id themselves i just thought they might want it back

text | dn: Leon (he/him)

[faceguy]

ive been told to stay away from the guy who wears a red mask like that so maybe be careful nony

[Then again they're probably trying to lure that guy out, which also sounds par for the course from what he's heard.]

[reneger]

:O
what did they do??

UN: Huvrye | Voice

[effiomsfavorite]

Leave it where you found it and stay away from him. He's dangerous.

anon; text

[reneger]

is he??

anon; voice

[louder_than_words]

Don't worry. He'll find you.

anon; text

[reneger]

oh good!! that makes it easier :))

un: UnbeatableSG

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

you might want to put that back where you found it, dude.

anon; text

[reneger]

ok :((
that seems to be what most people are saying

un: LOKIOFASGARD, text

[ikols]

big red's gonna be tiffed off ohoho

anon; text

[reneger]

oh no!!!
:O should i be scared??

private; anon; text (can anon be private idk but lets pretend)

[eggplanting]

[Now that she got the hot goss from Tim:]

oh goody
there's two of you

text « anon « private(??)

[reneger]

two of who??

@JustAGothamGirl | voice | private

[qualityfriend]

[A response not long after the big bird meetup]

Uh, hi. Before I begin, what do you know about Gotham thirty or forty years after Batman's heyday?

[reneger]

( he has no idea who this is. )

sorry?

anon, text

[lowercase_el]

[Kon is somewhat ambivalent about the other Red Hood that's been here. He doubts he'd be okay with the dude's extra-curriculars, but he hasn't picked fights with Tim as far as Kon knows, gave him an income, and let him have a job where he can listen in on criminals all day to get leads. The last one is the Tim Drake equivalent of giving a tiger a pumpkin full of meat cubes. It's enrichment for the zoo enclosure that is Tim's current home city.]

[But that's the only one that gets a pass. He's not especially fond of his universe's Jason Todd, not after the Titans told him what he did that night he broke into the Tower. The memory is fresher for Kon, too, because Kon never got rebooted. He was in another dimension when the timeline skipped like a scratched CD two times over.]

Yeah, I recognize it. Belongs to a big bag of buttholes. Massive dick.

[Ma and the swear jar are not here right now, so he's going to use very un-super language.]

Wears a costume that looks like cheap cosplay.

[He knows he's one to talk, what with the t-shirt phase, but that had more to do with living with a farm couple on a budget and the fact iron-on decals made it easy to replace costumes on the cheap by just buying jeans and t-shirts from the Dollar General.]

But they're not the kind of person that just leaves their shit lying around so you're somebody fishing.

Also, you needed to workshop your fake persona more, Shlabethany. Seriously who uses all lowercase and that many exclamation points but also "unsavory" in a sentence? Fake. 👎👎👎

shlabethany | text

[reneger]

( someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. but also: thanks for the idea, he's stealing it. )

you're unsavory :((