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hello!!!

i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??

please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(

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are you sure that’s real? Looks like Worbla to me.

[What in the FUCK. After doing an inventory check at his safehouses to see if he's missing anything, Jason suspects worse bullshit is at play]

I know who it is. Any good way to contact? Secret identities are supposed to stay secret

[ at first glance, damian is almost certain its the younger jason. causing a ruckus for the hell of it. so convinced he sets the phone down with an irritable grunt and goes back to his workout, only -- hold on, that mask.

damian isn't that lucky... but... this wouldn't be the first time. so the message he sends isn't through the network here. it's through the remnant of the old one still in his skill.]

Jason?

it's not mine but can i have it? i can pay in money. or bugs. whichever you'd prefer

[ And with a certain man of iron confirmed and Jason namedropped, he scoots over to his implant conversation window with Jason while also booting up his OurPowers post to keep an eye. ]

Already tormenting the locals.

[ really. ]

Maybe it belongs to a Power Ranger.

"hi would the owner of this superhero mask please come forward" not suspicious at all

ive been told to stay away from the guy who wears a red mask like that so maybe be careful nony

[Then again they're probably trying to lure that guy out, which also sounds par for the course from what he's heard.]

Leave it where you found it and stay away from him. He's dangerous.

Don't worry. He'll find you.

you might want to put that back where you found it, dude.

big red's gonna be tiffed off ohoho

[Now that she got the hot goss from Tim:]

oh goody
there's two of you

[A response not long after the big bird meetup]

Uh, hi. Before I begin, what do you know about Gotham thirty or forty years after Batman's heyday?

Edited 2023-03-04 03:26 (UTC)

[Kon is somewhat ambivalent about the other Red Hood that's been here. He doubts he'd be okay with the dude's extra-curriculars, but he hasn't picked fights with Tim as far as Kon knows, gave him an income, and let him have a job where he can listen in on criminals all day to get leads. The last one is the Tim Drake equivalent of giving a tiger a pumpkin full of meat cubes. It's enrichment for the zoo enclosure that is Tim's current home city.]

[But that's the only one that gets a pass. He's not especially fond of his universe's Jason Todd, not after the Titans told him what he did that night he broke into the Tower. The memory is fresher for Kon, too, because Kon never got rebooted. He was in another dimension when the timeline skipped like a scratched CD two times over.]

Yeah, I recognize it. Belongs to a big bag of buttholes. Massive dick.

[Ma and the swear jar are not here right now, so he's going to use very un-super language.]

Wears a costume that looks like cheap cosplay.

[He knows he's one to talk, what with the t-shirt phase, but that had more to do with living with a farm couple on a budget and the fact iron-on decals made it easy to replace costumes on the cheap by just buying jeans and t-shirts from the Dollar General.]

But they're not the kind of person that just leaves their shit lying around so you're somebody fishing.

Also, you needed to workshop your fake persona more, Shlabethany. Seriously who uses all lowercase and that many exclamation points but also "unsavory" in a sentence? Fake. 👎👎👎

Edited 2023-03-07 15:27 (UTC)

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