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hello!!!
i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??
please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(
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Notes: a shitpost
hello!!!
i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??
please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(
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( which involves a little intimidation and a few additional birds on a rooftop. it goes--surprisingly well, all things considered. no one comes out of it bruised or beat up, jason doesn't have to take out his knife. only one bullet gets used. and then there's fucking with kyle inside a different coffee shop, which keeps him from getting too pissed at the turn of events that left him stuck here.
another coffee shop means another, actual-coffee coffee. jason sits himself down with his back against the wall and sips idly at the nice hot coffee in his hands. there's no red hood mask, no visible weapons--and he looks, for all intents and purposes, the same as he did the day he stepped off the shuttle returning to earth from the moon. )
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Too bad for Jason that he arrived first or Stephen might've asked Perry for a second free coffee. As it is he keeps his cool long enough to wait for a latte, accept it with a laugh at a customarily stupid joke, then finally makes his way over. ]
You're in one piece. That's a strong start.
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fuck the alliance and also he's not getting a real job. when strange approaches, he raises a hand in a mock little wave, and rocks back on the balls of his feet so the chair's front legs come off the floor. sitting normally is for scrubs. )
But I was very intimidated. All I wanted was a nice rooftop meet up and instead I was surrounded by birds. ( the grin says he's bullshitting, why would it have been intimidating? except the grin doesn't quite meet his eyes; feels a little like being replaced with someone else, when his family appears out of the blue to protect someone who isn't him but is. clearly they've found a younger, better model, why bother dicking around with someone who's already tried to come back again only to fuck up harder? ) We've all said our hellos, so no one's gonna be surprised when they see my face around.
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[ Making himself at home with a chair pulled out and settled into, Stephen sets his cup down on the table and takes a moment to just. Look Jason over. But low and behold, he looks fine, if strange now against the backdrop of a 21st century American coffee shop. The pause breaks with a sucked in breath, Stephen shaking himself out of the easy drift into memories of another world. ]
Where are you staying?
[ Not the Diadem, obviously. First things first: get everyone settled. ]
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( he'll likely settle with damian, if he settles at all. fuck around in kyle's apartment, because antagonizing kyle is it's own reward. and he's shown enough concern to be absolutely disgusting with it, so clearly jason has to fix that.
for now: he takes another several gulps of his coffee to finish off the cup. who knew how much he'd miss the bitter taste of bean juice. )
You'll likely get your bird fight eventually. Too many of 'em stuck in the same small space. ( read: he's here now. )
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[ Look, Jason may be a big mob boss man, but he's also the these-days-baby brother of a man who has officially labelled himself Stephen's family. If that doesn't give him the right to give a shit, what will?
He does let it drop enough for the conversation to move on, distracted with a smirk by the guzzling of coffee. He can barely remember what it was like to really miss it now, the transition not having been so abrupt in his case, but he definitely drinks more of it these days than he used to. ]
I'd rather I didn't, but I'll be ready to referee. You want another?
[ He has a feeling Jason may soon find himself on the brink of the shakes, but who's he to deny him the sweet bean nectar? ]
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but no comment means that strange will drop it so that's what he goes for. luckily for both of them, jason doesn't get the caffeine shakes. but he does get the restlessness associated with them--which he's getting mildly close to. )
I'll take another. Never thought I'd be happy to find a cafe before. ( but more importantly, with a surprisingly (fake) sincere grin: ) If a bird fight does break out, you gonna take my side?
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[ Pigeons: the rat of the bird world. A.k.a he hasn't, in fact, dropped it. An equally sincere (fake) smile and he leans back over his shoulder, calling over to the little place's owner for another coffee. "Coming right up!" is the peppy response, and then he's back in the convo. ]
I have room when you need. I don't think my place is your scene, but it's better than the ground.
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maybe. )
I can handle myself, even if I've lost the edge of having a big, cushiony group of thugs to fall back on. ( hand raising to his neck, to press his palm against one of the nastier scars there. ) 've got a friend here, from back home.
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[ Truth told Stephen's spent relatively little time around his fellow Starfallen lately, so there's every chance they won't have met. But that leaves some chance that they will have, so it's worth the enquiry. He's interested to know what kind of a person a Jason Todd of pre-New Amsterdam fame would've deigned to call a friend.
Or perhaps that's only a title he'd reach for now. All the same, the curiosity's there.
Meanwhile, Perry behind the counter issues a too-fun "One coffee for Strange!" and Stephen, rolling his eyes in fond disparagement, throws a thanks back at him and flicks his fingers in the air. The coffee floats on over to them of its apparent own accord, settling on the table in front of Jason.
Oh, right. He's a wizard now. ]
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so he doesn't. he does open his mouth to give his name, when strange just. makes their coffee float over to them and jason shuts his mouth again.
watches it. )
Pick up something new?
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Right. Stephen blinks, recalibrates, then - smirks a very self-satisfied smirk. ]
Regained something old.
[ Surprise, he was a wizard this whole time. ]
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Green Lantern. He's an asshole. ( like attracts like. ) He can create essentially anything he can think of. An' he's one of the stronger ( strongest, but jason's not giving him that. ) ones. Essentially, an overpowered glowstick.
( he's grabbing that coffee, thanks. and drinking it. )
He's one of the good guys. Better'n me.
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Speaking of... Green Lantern. As hero names go, that one has to take a cake. ]
You Robin Hood the mafia then repurpose them, how high's the bar?
[ Jason's good, that much is irrefutable, but that doesn't mean he can't be playfully sassy about his methods. A sip of scalding coffee as a prelude, giving just enough time to either let guards down or to pull them up for the inevitable - ]
So you'll stay on his couch?
[ Turns out he's not going to drop this one, actually. ]
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( superman gets a ten just because superman, and kyle gets half a point taken off for being a snarky asshole. but it's close enough. kyle gets high points because he's dumb and heroic and a space ranger who does space ranger shit in his dumb near-spandex hero get up. and jason gets a one for being a fuck up. )
Nah--he's more of a cuddler. Likes to be the little spoon.
( they're not cuddling. jason isn't sleeping on his couch. imagine how terrible that would go. )
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It means that the actual joke goes ignored, alas, and Kyle wherever he is is welcome. ]
One, huh. This guy must really be something. [ He'll let it breeze past, knowing how fond they all are of conversations bordering vulnerability, but let the record show he has a complaint. Speaking of complaints - ] If you're not going to stay at his place, don't put him on your list of 'I'll be fine' refutes when my offer was for a somewhere to crash. You need a roof over your head.
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You've got an easier line in with me than most. ( free hand raising to scratch at the back of his head. a reminder of his fun and exciting gifts from new amsterdam. ) Use it if you need it. You're not gonna find my name anywhere else. ( well. ) Not me with it.
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Perhaps not so vulnerable that Stephen needs to worry. But he can't help but be aggravated that the help he has on hand can't just be accepted. Call it a lack of practice. It's been a surprisingly long time since he last had to do battle with a wayward youth over their own basic welfare.
Since he has lost him, Stephen doesn't bother rattling on any further. He stands too, head tilted in a wry riff on I'm not angry I'm just disappointed, and rather than take the bait of Jason's cool exit speech steps away from the table until he's got enough room to slip his sling ring from out of his pocket and raise his hands to tear a hole in space, amber sparks shaping the frame of the portal he's just created.
He steps through. Turns so he's looking back into the coffee shop, while behind him the foyer of an old Victorian manor house sprawls in all its over-embellished, vaguely spooky glory. ]
Got it. If you ever want a tour of Sunset Falls [ or a bed for the night, but he's done harping on a non-starter ] you know how to reach me.
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his brows furrow tight, nose scrunching up and he opens his mouth like he's got something else to add to the conversation, something biting, something to get that look off of strange's face.
except then he opens a fucking portal in the middle of a coffee shop. he knows zatanna, john constantine, dr fate--but they're all leagers who are. out of his league. and he doesn't remember any portals from the brief time he'd spent around them. not like that anyway.
surprise gives way back to irritation, but the snarky comment he was going to give falls off his tongue, so he's left with-- )
Yeah, whatever.
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You're not alone here. Try not to act like you are.
[ And with those parting words of unsolicited wisdom that echo sentiments he's already shared with Jason in a world far, far away, Stephen let's the portal spin closed.
On his way out, Perry the owner will offer Jason a pastry on the house. ]