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jason todd. ([personal profile] reneger) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2023-03-01 02:40 pm

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hello!!!

i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??

please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(
eggplanting: (and I wanted it)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Steph bites down on a laugh, the sort of laugh that means she's thought of something she probably shouldn't say out loud and is currently debating whether or not she should say it.

....

She's gonna do it.]


It'd be great reading material for someone if you're ever getting railed.

[STEPHANIE.]
eggplanting: (words in my brain)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to get a good grade in befriending ex-Robins, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

The fact that she's laughing along with Jason has more to do with her being amused at her own audacity rather than the joke itself.]


Nothing says I'm gonna take this guy home to meet my mom like a confusing tramp stamp message.
eggplanting: (there is calculation)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

[They're the worst at stakeouts, it's official, they'd give themselves away within five minutes from all the laughing, because it's Steph's turn at that now.]

A girl at my school got one of those and it was so awful, the butterfly looked like it was drawn by a drunk three year old. If only we could track down her tattoo artist for a repeat performance.
eggplanting: (strip away fear)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
There's gotta be someone with illusion powers or something, I'll put some feelers out.

[This is an important use of the connections she's built since arriving in this world.

She wants to ask Jason what superpowers he ended up with, but she realizes a friendly conversation doesn't mean he's going to trust her. Best not to push it in case he gets cagey.

There are more important things to address, anyway.]


Are you expecting you'll get a chance to show it off?

[Why is she like this.]
eggplanting: (I'll show you what that big word means)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Add another count to the list of surprising things that Jason has told her. She glances at him with a small, thoughtful frown, trying to decide whether or not this is something she should comment on. From what she knows of Jason, he isn't the type to want pity.]

Sounds like there's a story there.

[It's a gentle opening; he can take it or leave it without needing to worry about ruffling feathers.]

That would be pretty fucking funny, even if it might get you labelled 'tramp stamp Jason' instead of like 'buff Jason' or whatever we decide to go with. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
eggplanting: (they lose their minds for us)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-12 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[The lack of further comment tells Steph everything she needs to know, so she just files away that piece of information about Jason with zero plans to bring it up again unless he does first.]

Well, he's been going by Jay at the bar. You can go by 'Son.

[She thinks she's sooooo funny.]
eggplanting: (well I've got thick skin)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
['Mal' is... a name. Steph seems to be considering it for a moment or two, before she asks the most important question:]

Short for Malarkey?

[Who even uses that word anymore.]
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[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
One of the kids I went to college with has a little brother named Sasuke.

[Does that count as parents being fucked up? Steph doesn't know enough about anime to actually tell exactly how mean that name is.]

Mal does kinda work, not that you actually have to pick another name. We'll figure it out.

[Names are important, and she doesn't want Jason to feel like he has to lose a part of his identity just because someone else was here first.]
eggplanting: (I may snap)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-14 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is certainly not how she anticipated this conversation going, but here they are.

There are about a million questions she wants to ask before deciding that Jason probably won't want to answer them, so she wrinkles her nose instead.]


Please don't try to fight this Jason. You could probably take him, but I actually like him and he'll get all weird and shitty if you guys fight.

[That's a bit of an assumption, though one based on having worked fairly closely with Jason for the past six-ish months. She'd like to think she knows him well enough.]
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[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-14 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[It does, in fact, sound sincere, although it's slightly undermined by the fact she blows him a kiss.

She'd give him an actual kiss on the cheek, but isn't sure if that would result in a mild stabbing.]


There's plenty of other assholes to pick a fight with. You'd be everyone's new best friend if you kicked Fantastic's ass.
eggplanting: (we gladiate but I guess)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[That adds some confusion to the mix, as Steph squints at Jason.]

Do you mean The Presser?
eggplanting: (took a shiner from the fist)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Note to self: check this Tony Stark guy out later.

She's more curious about the slight — oddities in what she's heard from Jason so far, the little things that don't match with what she'd expect, if he was just a short while in the future. It might not hurt to compare notes with Tim later, since she's unsure what she can get away with asking directly.]


Aww, are you guys like frenemies?

[Things she won't do: ask Jason questions about how he met Tony Stark.
Things she will do: tease Jason about Tony Stark despite knowing nothing about him.]


Should we be worried about this guy at all, or is he one of the hero types?