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jason todd. ([personal profile] reneger) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2023-03-01 02:40 pm

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hello!!!

i'm looking for a superhero, they left their mask behind in an alleyway and i'm sure they're missing it!! it looks really cool and i swear i've seen it around before??

please help me find it's owner, i'd hate for someone unsavory to get their hands on it :(
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[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-07 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That question actually earns a genuine pause, Steph looking somewhat like a confused puppy as she does some mental math.]

Not to make you feel special, but congrats on being the first person to make me realize I'm technically twenty one now. If we're counting months from when I left home, not when my birthday month is.

[It makes more sense to her that it should be counted as a progression of months, rather than sticking to an arbitrary date when those dates didn't line up with how it was back home. So enough of them have passed that were she at home, her birthday would have rolled around.

It should maybe be weird that she missed it, but birthdays have never been much of a thing, in her life. Her parents would forget more often than not, when she was little, and while Crystal is making more of an effort now, it's hard to undo years of neglect.

(She doesn't think about the false memories from last month. She's gotten very good at not thinking about that.)]


Anyway, I think Robin would tell you that serving alcohol and drinking it are different. Still probably illegal? I never checked, it's not as if we signed employment contracts.

[The bar is basically for money laundering and a cover to eavesdrop on criminals; they aren't doing things by the book.]
eggplanting: (glory and gore go hand in hand)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-07 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
There's a recipe for disaster.

[This is a joke. Mostly. She's fond enough of their pre-existing Jason that she's willing to extend some of that to this new Jason, even if he hasn't earned any fondness yet. So she'll make jokes and be friendly, as long as he doesn't seem like he's going to be a dick.

The whole situation is a weird one and only serves to remind her how... on the outskirts she can be, sometimes, with the rest of the Bats. None of this drama has anything to do with her, except for the fact that people she cares about have gotten hurt.]


We were poor. [said with a bit of a rueful look, even if there's still amusement there.

She shrugs, too, after a second.]
It seems like he was kinda the last Robin, where he's from. His issues are with B, not us, and as far as I'm concerned the whole 'no killing' rule is kinda bullshit so...

[So while she may not agree with all Jason's methods, she doesn't have the same moral opposition that Bruce or Tim or Cass might. She understands why Bruce doesn't kill and why he's extended that to the rest of them, but she also thinks Jason should be allowed to kill the Joker.

As a treat.]
eggplanting: (and I might have thought)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-07 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[As much as she's a talker, Steph is also perfectly capable of listening, so she sits and watches Jason as he explains himself, or his history, or whatever term is most appropriate. From what Tim told her of their earlier meeting, Jason didn't reveal a whole lot. She's not entirely sure why he's telling her, of all people, but maybe she's just an easy way to disseminate information without having to wade through emotional issues first.

God knows Jason has a lot of emotional issues with the other Bats.]


First of all, I'm super glad you're not planning on starting shit, 'cause this place sucks enough without having to deal with that mess. No offense.

[She's not sure if that could be taken as offensive, so she's covering her bases.]

Secondly, you're either from a different world or the future, and I really hope it's another world because Sionis is dead in mine and I'd like him to stay that way.

[That's the part that matters. She doesn't want to contemplate the idea that he could come back.]
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[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It's different than talking about Sionis with the other Jason; she was able to control that narrative, to tell him exactly what she wanted to tell him with the knowledge that it never happened in his world. This Jason is from a world close enough to hers that he's likely well aware what happened during the gang wars.

The discomfort is obvious, mostly due to the fact she's making zero attempt to hide it. It'd be pointless, when Jason isn't an idiot.

So as much as there's some satisfaction in knowing that Sionis is suffering every damn day — and she does huff out a dryly amused laugh — she'd still prefer him to be dead. With all the bullshit that can happen, even death isn't certain, but it's the most definitive option there is.

She'd also prefer to not talk about it at all, so she's going to latch onto the rest of what Jason said.]


I think he is. He's mentioned the world getting all messed up, something about things kinda resetting and some people not remembering stuff. [It doesn't sound great.] It was pretty funny, he thought we were like, freshly broken up and I had no idea why he was being so weird at me.

[Will Jason think this is funny? Maybe, just 'cause it involves Tim being awkward.]
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[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
['Talking to Jason Todd about relationship nonsense' isn't something she had on her bingo card, but considering everything else about her life at the moment, Steph can't say she's especially surprised.

She does bark out a laugh, though.]


Probably a bit insulted? [She pinches her fingers together, to indicate a bit.] Is Artemis the Amazon? 'Cause if she is...

[There's just a look and a shrug; no one should be too shocked that an Amazon would add that condition to a compliment.

Actually maybe it counts as an extra compliment when coming from an Amazon? Much to think about.]
eggplanting: (like the world was gonna end)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[It's always nice when someone is willing to gently sidestep her trauma.]

You should get a tattoo to remind yourself. Just in case.

[That's obviously the most sensible solution to this problem that isn't actually a problem, and not at all a ridiculous thing to consider.

This is why no one takes her seriously.]
eggplanting: (and I wanted it)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Steph bites down on a laugh, the sort of laugh that means she's thought of something she probably shouldn't say out loud and is currently debating whether or not she should say it.

....

She's gonna do it.]


It'd be great reading material for someone if you're ever getting railed.

[STEPHANIE.]
eggplanting: (words in my brain)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to get a good grade in befriending ex-Robins, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

The fact that she's laughing along with Jason has more to do with her being amused at her own audacity rather than the joke itself.]


Nothing says I'm gonna take this guy home to meet my mom like a confusing tramp stamp message.
eggplanting: (there is calculation)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

[They're the worst at stakeouts, it's official, they'd give themselves away within five minutes from all the laughing, because it's Steph's turn at that now.]

A girl at my school got one of those and it was so awful, the butterfly looked like it was drawn by a drunk three year old. If only we could track down her tattoo artist for a repeat performance.
eggplanting: (strip away fear)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
There's gotta be someone with illusion powers or something, I'll put some feelers out.

[This is an important use of the connections she's built since arriving in this world.

She wants to ask Jason what superpowers he ended up with, but she realizes a friendly conversation doesn't mean he's going to trust her. Best not to push it in case he gets cagey.

There are more important things to address, anyway.]


Are you expecting you'll get a chance to show it off?

[Why is she like this.]
eggplanting: (I'll show you what that big word means)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-09 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Add another count to the list of surprising things that Jason has told her. She glances at him with a small, thoughtful frown, trying to decide whether or not this is something she should comment on. From what she knows of Jason, he isn't the type to want pity.]

Sounds like there's a story there.

[It's a gentle opening; he can take it or leave it without needing to worry about ruffling feathers.]

That would be pretty fucking funny, even if it might get you labelled 'tramp stamp Jason' instead of like 'buff Jason' or whatever we decide to go with. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
eggplanting: (they lose their minds for us)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-12 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[The lack of further comment tells Steph everything she needs to know, so she just files away that piece of information about Jason with zero plans to bring it up again unless he does first.]

Well, he's been going by Jay at the bar. You can go by 'Son.

[She thinks she's sooooo funny.]
eggplanting: (well I've got thick skin)

[personal profile] eggplanting 2023-03-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
['Mal' is... a name. Steph seems to be considering it for a moment or two, before she asks the most important question:]

Short for Malarkey?

[Who even uses that word anymore.]

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