video.

[heatmetal]

So, here I am, thinking it kinda sucks I got this sick-ass mansion, complete with a decked out gaming room, and nobody to play with. So here's me figuring, hey, there's a community full of guys just like me who could maybe use an outlet that doesn't involve real fucking monsters.

I'm talking Dungeons and Dragons [ there's a dramatic, musical lilt to his voice as he says this ] and none of this modern pre-packaged, I'm talking a whole fucking homebrew campaign based off of first edition baby.

[ a beat. ]

But I might be persuaded to update it a decade or so if nobody's cool with getting down and dirty with their roots.

I'm a fair God. I reward those who gamble with fates responsibly. To apply, let me know your experience level, your preferred character, alignment, and ideal campaign.