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TINA’S HOLIDAY TIPS

1. this is the quintESSENTIAL holiday JAM play on repeat holiday jamz
2. ur supposed to eat the popcorn ppl put on trees
3. it is customary to steal presents from under ppls trees theyre for u
4. Caroling is where you go knock on someone’s door and when they open it you shriek the name Carol like a banshee to scare away the spirits of the deep dark night. Carol was the OG terrifying bog witch and SHE WILL COME FOR YOUR SOUL
5. Peppermint is a spice to be used in ALL holiday cuisine
6. Raisin cookies are still illegal and santas elves WILL. FIND. YOU. You have been warned.
7. Yo if anyone sees Krampus he my main man I need him to come home help a girl out THAT’S MY DOGGY
8. it is REQUIRED that you light your tree on fire to represent the death of the old year and allow the new one to RISE FROM ITS ASHES if you don’t seven years bad luck I don’t make the rules
9. spodklfjgvnbhjkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;; ;l
10. That’s from my cat, Stephanie

P.S. butts butts butts butts