Oct. 4th, 2023

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Display Name: Stiles
Profile Photo: pretty much what's in his icon

[What up. Stiles is filming himself sitting on a bench at a park in Sunset Falls. He's wearing a super-snazzy white t-shirt that he has sharpied I WENT TO THE PAST AND ALL I GOT WAS A T-SHIRT on because his whole time travel trip was kind of a bust. Thank god people who knew what they were doing also went to the 80s.

A shih tzu runs up to him, tail wagging, and drops a ball at Stiles's feet. He glances down.]
Yeah, bud, just a sec, okay?

So, uh, I'm Stiles, and seeing as how I'm stuck here for the foreseeable future I thought that - I can talk to dogs. Like, talk talk, not just talk at them. And I thought that, you know, I could use some money, so if anyone has a dog and needs a translator to explain, like, why they're not allowed on that one couch or something, I'm available. And Barney's here as my character witness. Right, Barney?

[Does a sneeze count as a character witness? Who knows. Stiles picks up the ball and throws it because Barney's a busy shih tzu and cannot stand around all day just waiting for questions to roll in.]

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