Jun. 2nd, 2022

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[personal profile] kid_flash_found
Display Name: Bart Allen
Profile Photo: here
Notes: Cock(erel) talk

[Bart opens sitting in a pen with a pair of what to the casual eye look like very small chickens calmly enjoying his company.]

So, as some of you may remember, back in the first week of April I got a dozen day-old chicks to raise up to lay eggs in the future. They were sexed to be girls, but unfortunately that's not a foolproof check that early in life. So...

[He pauses to pick up the mostly white one, who barely struggles at the manhandling and quickly calms in his lap after a few protesting caws and pets from his owner.]

This one isn't a hen. Well, technically the girls are called pullets at this age, but this fella here? He's a cockerel. And I'm not planning to breed new chicks, so I need to find him a good home. As you can see he's pretty well mannered and doesn't tend towards bad habits, although he will untie your shoelaces for you if you let him. But he is a boy and he does crow, so make sure you have enough space so he doesn't decide to do it right outside your window every morning. A rooster's crow is so loud you really shouldn't be listening without ear protection. As a matter of fact, nature has given roosters a natural ear protection for when they crow, otherwise they'd deafen themselves.

But enough of that. If you have interest in a good feathery boy, feel free to contact me. All I ask is he be well taken care of and have a good life.
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Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Venom Pride Edition
Notes: N/A

( featuring eddie brock sitting at a table somewhere. behind him, venom is waving as many flags as possible using at least two dozen tentacles to do so. )

So... there's a lot of flags, you know, flying all around the city right now... We know that not everyone comes from San Francisco where most people are pretty cool and accepting about this stuff, so we figured we'd help.

( he raises a handy-dandy chart up to the camera, then looks down at it. )

And even this is just a few of them, and it's sort of outdated. Nowadays, most people use these ones ( venom raises a flag behind him, and then another one ), because they're more inclusive. I think the lesbian flag got updated, too. ( which venom waves. ) Surprised the trans flag isn't on here, either... That one's like pink and blue and white...

( another flag wave from venom. he's doing great. )

Anyway, the first Pride was a riot. Gender is weird... and it's mostly an Earth thing, apparently.

If you have any questions, we can probably answer a good bit of them. Or, at least I can. V's still learning. But he knows the important stuff.

If you want to talk in private, that's cool, too. We're not going to out you or anything. Sometimes it's just cool to get some info, you know?

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