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Bart Allen ([personal profile] kid_flash_found) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-06-02 12:00 pm

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Display Name: Bart Allen
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Notes: Cock(erel) talk

[Bart opens sitting in a pen with a pair of what to the casual eye look like very small chickens calmly enjoying his company.]

So, as some of you may remember, back in the first week of April I got a dozen day-old chicks to raise up to lay eggs in the future. They were sexed to be girls, but unfortunately that's not a foolproof check that early in life. So...

[He pauses to pick up the mostly white one, who barely struggles at the manhandling and quickly calms in his lap after a few protesting caws and pets from his owner.]

This one isn't a hen. Well, technically the girls are called pullets at this age, but this fella here? He's a cockerel. And I'm not planning to breed new chicks, so I need to find him a good home. As you can see he's pretty well mannered and doesn't tend towards bad habits, although he will untie your shoelaces for you if you let him. But he is a boy and he does crow, so make sure you have enough space so he doesn't decide to do it right outside your window every morning. A rooster's crow is so loud you really shouldn't be listening without ear protection. As a matter of fact, nature has given roosters a natural ear protection for when they crow, otherwise they'd deafen themselves.

But enough of that. If you have interest in a good feathery boy, feel free to contact me. All I ask is he be well taken care of and have a good life.
mostdangerousbird: (023 but you know that she’s watching)

Text; un: timdrake

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-06-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Bart. I don’t think roosters like me.
mostdangerousbird: (44 shake the hand of a brand new fool)

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-06-02 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that Barbara? Double no. I just didn’t want to deal with the early morning crowing.

Also, I didn’t mean to squeeze her. She was wiggling, and I didn’t want to drop her.

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deemed: (Our once barren world)

text, un: odinson

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-02 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's just going to @ his brother. both the older ones, for good measure. ]

I've found you a new friend.
deemed: (I guess space and time)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldn't suggest it to them if i thought either would actually accept. they've enough trouble keeping themselves in one piece.

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dothelokimotion: (One arc to a finish)

( text | un: iceicebaby )

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-06-02 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A bird.

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thecoolerloki: (17.)

text; UN: THOROFASGARD

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-06-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Did you forget my username? :/

Anyways, I'll take it.

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deemed: (Our once barren world)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
you do not require more bird friends

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ikols: yeah you took me by surprise (you know how to play it right)

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[personal profile] ikols 2022-06-03 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ A cock??? He's not letting Thor know how his lips twist in a reluctant smile at the understated jest. ]

i'm taken, but thank you for the suggestion
deemed: (We are the dust of dust)

[personal profile] deemed 2022-06-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
like i told the boy, you could always do with more friends

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makeanentrance: (Swirl)

Video; un: Mysterio

[personal profile] makeanentrance 2022-06-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have to have farmland to own a rooster?
makeanentrance: (Side bowl)

[personal profile] makeanentrance 2022-06-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Can you communicate directly with animals and birds?

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frenchkissed: (【 762 】)

Display Name: Venom

[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-06-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
( no sooner than the camera clicks on do both of eddie's hands fly up in the air like he's waiting to be called in a classroom. )

We volunteer as tribute...!
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[personal profile] frenchkissed 2022-06-03 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, something like that. Don't know about worship, but we could totally give him a cool farm life out here in Kansas.

( plus v doesn't seem like he plans on taking no for an answer. )

We had chickens back home. Two of them. Sonny and Cher. They were... good. Good chickens. Both girls, though. Never had the pleasure of raising a rooster.
corpuslingua: (13)

text, un: ccw

[personal profile] corpuslingua 2022-06-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Why not just get eggs from the store?
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[personal profile] corpuslingua 2022-06-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless there are some chickens around the manor that I haven't heard about.

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helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Knowing Yourself Is Good (Eyebrows))

Text | UN: David Alleyne

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-06-03 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because sooner or later it was obviously going to come to this.

I'd offer but we both know I don't have the sort of situation needed to care for such a lovely bird.