dn: Thor of Asgard; video

[thecoolerloki]

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 

Comments

Text | un: JustAGothamGirl

[qualityfriend]

is this a confession

[thecoolerloki]

No. Unless the confession is that I saw so many of my peers distressed and hoped I could help.

[qualityfriend]

most of them want 2 not b kidnapped nemore

[mostdangerousbird]

What aren’t you saying, Honest John?

[thecoolerloki]

Hmmm, I wonder. You are correct, though. There is a truth I'm concealing... what ever could it be?

[mostdangerousbird]

[ The boy is sulking and it shows. ]

I don’t know! I didn’t have a wallet, and I’m not going back to find it.

DN: komorebi | text

[welcome_summer]

so weare here to have fun? but there are still grownups arund they might say no

[thecoolerloki]

But those aren't your parents or guardians, correct? They're all strangers. So, what compels you to listen to them?

[welcome_summer]

i listen when it's importnat. like today some big kid almost got hit by a car, noone ever told him to look before crossing.

text; dn: Leon

[faceguy]

can I go home? my dad already lets me do all that

[Or at least doesn’t actively stop him.]

[thecoolerloki]

I'll work on it. The magic required to do so for everyone will take time to prepare, so for now why not enjoy yourself?

text; @Sephiroth

[unkindled_madness]

[It took Sephiroth a while to find his tiny computer phone because he's never had one. But it already has accounts on it? Who set that up]

If this happened to you before, did they make you go back?

>private

[thecoolerloki]

No. I'm still here, aren't I? But keep this to yourself, the others are blubbering enough as is.

un: Doreen Green

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Ok, but our parents don't know where we are. They're gonna be really worried! Mine would definitely not be okay with being magically transported to alterna-Michigan or whatever!

[ SHE'S GONNA GET GROUNDED, LOKI, AND SHE WILL HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE ]

[thecoolerloki]

Have you ever read one of those stories where the child accidentally wanders into a completely fantastical adventure? If so, I ask you to think of how such stories resolve when it comes to parents and their worries.

UN: Sparkplug // video

[thelittlestbub]

Luckily, I didn't change all that much.

[ And kept her adult memories. ]

And not my first deaging rodeo. So, what's up?

[thecoolerloki]

The sky. What do you mean, though? I think I was rather clear... especially considering you don't seem to be in dire straits like some of the others.

[pinball_wizard]

[Chuck's got a pretty educated guess about who's responsible for this. Unfortunately, a guess isn't proof so there's not much he can do. Not much doesn't mean nothing though.]

So, quick question here kid. You ever hear of a guy named Zyx?

[thecoolerloki]

No...?

video | un: BethC

[nogodsnoheroes]

[The video takes a minute to focus. There's a girl of about eleven or twelve, face red and tearstained, visibly shaking even on the relatively poor-quality webcam, her fists balled up tight.]

I don't want candy! I don't want to play games! [She's heaving breaths that sound ragged and thick, like she's on the edge of a panic attack, and angry as she sounds, she sounds more exhausted than anything.] I want to go home! If you're God, let me go home!

[thecoolerloki]

[He considers correcting her, but this girl is crying and being confrontational hasn't really gotten him anywhere so far. So instead he just sighs,]

... I promise you will be home soon. My brother is on his way, and he will take all of us home. But he isn't here yet, so I thought a distraction might help pass the time while we wait.

Do you have a favorite bedtime story by any chance?

UN: peter2011 | Private~

[nerdylilspidey]

Having fun?

[thecoolerloki]

Clearly I'm not.

video; @bombshell_babe

[bombshelled]

Hey, dumbshit. If you're Loki, why does your screen name say you're Thor?

[thecoolerloki]

Because it's funny.