dn: Thor of Asgard; video

[thecoolerloki]

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 

Comments

[thecoolerloki]

But things turned out fine, didn't they? So my point still stands.

[welcome_summer]

nly cause the woman knew to stop the car and not hit the dumb kid. and wasn't knocked in him by the ones behind her

if you don't like listen to them, you came to life knowing all and doing all yourself? no help at all?

[thecoolerloki]

I did say I was a god. Perhaps you should try listening to others more!

[welcome_summer]

so? i herd stories, lots of gods start as babbies

[thecoolerloki]

I started as the age I am now soooooooooooooo

[welcome_summer]

uhhuh sure