dn: Thor of Asgard; video

[thecoolerloki]

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 

Comments

Text | un: JustAGothamGirl

[qualityfriend]

is this a confession

[thecoolerloki]

No. Unless the confession is that I saw so many of my peers distressed and hoped I could help.

[qualityfriend]

most of them want 2 not b kidnapped nemore

[thecoolerloki]

That's difficult to fix when no one's been kidnapped in the first place.

[qualityfriend]

they think they are. bcuz ther in a strange place and dont know ne1

[thecoolerloki]

And I've just informed them that they haven't been kidnapped and everything's fine? Problem solved lol

[qualityfriend]

that mean ur gunna take responsibility 4 all of them? even the babies?

[thecoolerloki]

Sure? I am incredibly generous and goodhearted.

[qualityfriend]

where r u?

[thecoolerloki]

If you're going to doxx me, at least put more effort into it.

[qualityfriend]

trying 2 get the kids 2 u

[thecoolerloki]

They can decide if they want to join me themselves.

[mostdangerousbird]

What aren’t you saying, Honest John?

[thecoolerloki]

Hmmm, I wonder. You are correct, though. There is a truth I'm concealing... what ever could it be?

[mostdangerousbird]

[ The boy is sulking and it shows. ]

I don’t know! I didn’t have a wallet, and I’m not going back to find it.

[thecoolerloki]

I have a wallet, so! Sounds like a you problem!

… I can look for you, if you’d like. Or you could come over here, since it seems as if you have nowhere else to be.

DN: komorebi | text

[welcome_summer]

so weare here to have fun? but there are still grownups arund they might say no

text; dn: Leon

[faceguy]

can I go home? my dad already lets me do all that

[Or at least doesn’t actively stop him.]

text; @Sephiroth

[unkindled_madness]

[It took Sephiroth a while to find his tiny computer phone because he's never had one. But it already has accounts on it? Who set that up]

If this happened to you before, did they make you go back?

[thecoolerloki]

But those aren't your parents or guardians, correct? They're all strangers. So, what compels you to listen to them?

[thecoolerloki]

I'll work on it. The magic required to do so for everyone will take time to prepare, so for now why not enjoy yourself?

>private

[thecoolerloki]

No. I'm still here, aren't I? But keep this to yourself, the others are blubbering enough as is.

[unkindled_madness]

Some of them have parents. It's not what they want to hear. But that's not my problem.

[thecoolerloki]

I take it you're enjoying this little adventure?

[welcome_summer]

i listen when it's importnat. like today some big kid almost got hit by a car, noone ever told him to look before crossing.