thecoolerloki: (49.)
Loki ([personal profile] thecoolerloki) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2023-01-03 07:14 pm

dn: Thor of Asgard; video

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 
nerdylilspidey: (you sure you're getting this?)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGH BACK, BUDDY.]

Do you even need money?
nerdylilspidey: (don't THAT beat all)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't you... I dunno. Make video games with magic?
nerdylilspidey: (pensive Parker mode)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-12 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Teeeechnically computer science is how video games get made... But Pokémon on my own? No.
nerdylilspidey: (huh... never would've guessed)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-12 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay okay, you've got a great point there.


...Wait, are the days of renting video games over?
nerdylilspidey: (omg what even is my life)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-13 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh okay, so at least that's still a thing.

God. I've been for months and I still feel wildly out of touch with people my age.
nerdylilspidey: (mmmmmmmeh.)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-17 01:21 am (UTC)(link)



Okay, fair enough.

But my point still stands!
nerdylilspidey: (here - a point for you)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Um.

You do know that I'm, like, the localest of the local when it comes to superheroes, right? Anyone robbing anything anywhere is kinda my shtick.
nerdylilspidey: (don't THAT beat all)

[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2023-01-17 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if that only happened by getting pulled into a parallel universe?