dn: Thor of Asgard; video

[thecoolerloki]

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 

Comments

[pinball_wizard]

He's kid from the Sorcerer's world in my universe. Used his powers to transform people against their will because he was bored and because his lack of empathy meant he didn't get that the people he was transforming didn't like it.

All around just a complete sprocking jerk, really.

[thecoolerloki]

Cool story bro.

[pinball_wizard]

Oh no, it actually happened Legionnaire's honor. My friend Phantom Girl had to go negotiate with his planet's government to get them to take him back. There was nearly an interstellar war.

All because one dumb kid decided to treat other people like playthings.

[thecoolerloki]

Okay!

[pinball_wizard]

Okay, look, if you're not going to listen to the object lesson, could you at least turn the baby back?

[thecoolerloki]

I shall see what I can do… if this is a spell, it’s one beyond my ability, so I’ll have to be careful in creating a counter. And if it’s a mad science experiment, magic might do more harm than good.