dn: Thor of Asgard; video

[thecoolerloki]

I apologize for the lateness of the PSA in some of your cases, but hello! You have not been kidnapped! You can cease any calls to police or other such organizations.

I, Loki of Asgard, personally ensure your safety. It would seem some dreadful experiment or perhaps a spell of some sort has drawn you all to this realm, but there's no need for all this crying and melodramatics. If anyone needs clothing or food, I will gladly assist, though I imagine most of you would've found a wallet upon waking? Let's think things through a little bit, please, I'd rather not prove adults right about us.

Instead, I ask that you consider the opportunity you have here. There are no grown-ups to stop you from having candy for every meal, playing games all night, etcetera. In fact, why don't we do these things together? I've been in this position before, and I do not mind assisting the rest of you in realizing how great this truly is. 

And if you're still afraid, what better person to have on your side than a literal god? 

Comments

[thecoolerloki]

I'm certain. What's happening now has happened to me before, not to mention that I am a being of magic and stories. I'll write in a happy ending if I have to, but it'll be easier if everyone else cooperates to write it as well.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Yeah? How'd you get home, when it happened to you?

[thecoolerloki]

... my brother saved me. He found me, and brought me home to Asgard. And I know he shall do so again, for all of us. He is Thor, after all.

Perhaps you've heard of him?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

The big blonde guy with the hammer?! Of course I've heard of him, he's super cool!

[thecoolerloki]

He is the coolest of the Avengers by far, I agree!

When he comes to save us, I’ll put in a good word for you. He might even let you try and lift Mjolnir.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ she's about to say that Iron Man is the coolest avenger, actually, but then GAAAAAAAAAAAASP ]

Really?! You think so? I have a fake one at home! And one of Iron Man's gauntlet blaster thingies!

[thecoolerloki]

I believe I can convince him... You have to promise not to cry if you can't lift it, though.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I'm not a baby, I wouldn't cry!

[ She has lifted that hammer before, SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN! ]

[thecoolerloki]

I know, but I still have to make certain! I can't have you embarrass me in front of my brother, after all.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I'm not gonna! I'm not embarrassing!

[ RUDE! ]

... it must be kinda neat to have a brother, though. I don't have any siblings.