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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Live From Pride
Notes: N/A

No, bud, you don't, like— that's so much more than we're ever going to need, oh my God—

( it's eddie brock looking so, so concerned at something off camera, and then there's a whoosh of flames from beside him and a look of abject horror. )

...How about I do the cooking. Yeah? Sound good? You can do... roll call.

YES!
WE WILL CALL THE ROLL!
AND WE WILL EAT THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND.

Yeah— wait, no? No, God... Okay. ( back to looking at the camera. ) Barbeque. We're doing a barbeque— It's... It's gonna be cool. I promise. It's all good.

We have goats. I'll send over the address to anyone who wants to stop by.

Comments

[frenchkissed]

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Will you take a salad?

[somepig]

Dude, I know where food comes from in this universe. And that the animals here aren't sapient.

Unless you're planning on roasting Porky Pig it's not cannibalism.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, I hear you, I just…

As someone who eats humans, like, occasionally, it takes a LOT of mental gymnastics to get to a place where it’s even like marginally okay.

…And it’s a lot to think about. Even if you’re not worried about it. I’m gonna be thinking about it. Can’t we eat seafood at call it a day?

[somepig]

Not if you keep getting squeamish about this. I know some sharks and shellfish too.

[frenchkissed]

...Do you know any cucumbers?

[somepig]

If I say yes will you knock this off?

Seriously, why are you, of all people, the one having problems with this? You eat actual people. Raw!

[frenchkissed]

I know. And I don't like it.

I want better for my friends.

This is just a lot to digest...