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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Live From Pride
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No, bud, you don't, like— that's so much more than we're ever going to need, oh my God—

( it's eddie brock looking so, so concerned at something off camera, and then there's a whoosh of flames from beside him and a look of abject horror. )

...How about I do the cooking. Yeah? Sound good? You can do... roll call.

YES!
WE WILL CALL THE ROLL!
AND WE WILL EAT THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND.

Yeah— wait, no? No, God... Okay. ( back to looking at the camera. ) Barbeque. We're doing a barbeque— It's... It's gonna be cool. I promise. It's all good.

We have goats. I'll send over the address to anyone who wants to stop by.

Comments

[frenchkissed]

Would it be even cooler if we said we're absolutely, totally, 100% not eating people today?

[exasperation]

Yes.

Absolutely.

[frenchkissed]

All right. We are totally, absolutely, 100% NOT eating anyone today.

It’s a special occasion.

[exasperation]

What's special about it?

[frenchkissed]

We're bringing our friends together. Enjoying food... I dunno, that feels pretty special.

[exasperation]

. . . I guess I should make more friends. And hang out. Do hanging outs.

[frenchkissed]

Would you like to do a hang out here? ...Now?

We could probably use some help getting set up, if nothing else. And then there's the real hanging out part that comes after. With other people. And goats.

[exasperation]

[ it does sound nice. ]

Yeah, I can help. If you want to transport or move things around, I'm your guy.

[frenchkissed]

Can you make a potato salad?

[exasperation]

That's probably one of the few things I can do.

[frenchkissed]

Wait, really?

[exasperation]

Yes?





But now I'm concerned that I'm not a five star potato salad maker.

[frenchkissed]

Is there a sliding scale of potato salad quality..? Is all potato salad not good potato salad?

[exasperation]

I mean, all food has sliding quality.

There is such a thing as too much mayo. In my experience.

[frenchkissed]

Cool, then don't use too much mayo.

[exasperation]

I wasn't going to!

[frenchkissed]

Then your potato salad is, like, at least at 3-stars already.

[exasperation]

Thanks, I think?